It's the first time I pulled out my gin in 15 years. I pissed on myself. You know why?...
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Mad Dog:
It's the first time I pulled out my gin in 15 years. I pissed on myself.
Mike:
You know why? Because you're a sensitive, intelligent indivdual.
Mad Dog:
You ever piss on yourself?
Mike:
Look, I would'a walked in there and drilled the red-eyed little bastard, and that's just the way I am. On the other hand, if I ever had an intelligent thought, I would die a lonely guy. It all evens out, you know what I mean?
Mike:
Look, if that ever happens again, the best thing is to have sex.
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That's the first time I've pulled out my gun in 15 years
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I pissed on myself
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You know why
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Because you're a sensitive intelligent individual
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You ever piss on yourself
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I would've walked in there and drilled the red eyed little bastard
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but that's just the way I am
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But if I ever had an intelligent thought
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it would die of loneliness
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It all evens out You know what I mean
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Let me tell you something
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Next time that happens you're that scared
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the best thing is sex
Clip duration: 38 seconds
Views: 131
Timestamp in movie: 00h 13m 55s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: When shy, soft-spoken Chicago detective Wayne "Mad Dog" Dobie inadvertently saves the life of local gangster Frank Milo, he's the reluctant recipient of an unusual one week "thank you" gift - a beautiful bartender named Glory.
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00:14 Let's go home
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00:29 Slip your piece under the towel
00:09 You love her I own her
00:09 What did you get laid last night
00:41 Then my friend Phil
00:15 Frank just wants to make sure that you're happy
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00:09 You should try that shit with me sometime
00:06 Fight me for her Put it down
00:14 I'll be right back