Look, if that ever happens again, the best thing is to have sex
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Mad Dog:
It's the first time I pulled out my gin in 15 years. I pissed on myself. Mike:
You know why? Because you're a sensitive, intelligent indivdual. Mad Dog:
You ever piss on yourself? Mike:
Look, I would'a walked in there and drilled the red-eyed little bastard, and that's just the way I am. On the other hand, if I ever had an intelligent thought, I would die a lonely guy. It all evens out, you know what I mean? Mike:
Look, If that ever happens again, the best thing is to have sex
It's the first time I pulled out my gin in 15 years. I pissed on myself. Mike:
You know why? Because you're a sensitive, intelligent indivdual. Mad Dog:
You ever piss on yourself? Mike:
Look, I would'a walked in there and drilled the red-eyed little bastard, and that's just the way I am. On the other hand, if I ever had an intelligent thought, I would die a lonely guy. It all evens out, you know what I mean? Mike:
Look, If that ever happens again, the best thing is to have sex
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That's the first time I've pulled out my gun in 15 years
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I pissed on myself
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You know why
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Because you're a sensitive intelligent individual
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You ever piss on yourself
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I would've walked in there and drilled the red eyed little bastard
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but that's just the way I am
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But if I ever had an intelligent thought
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it would die of loneliness
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It all evens out You know what I mean
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Let me tell you something
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Next time that happens you're that scared
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the best thing is sex
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Movie Summary
When shy, soft-spoken Chicago detective Wayne "Mad Dog" Dobie inadvertently saves the life of local gangster Frank Milo, he's the reluctant recipient of an unusual one week "thank you" gift - a beautiful bartender named Glory.
Actors
Mike
Wayne 'mad Dog' Dobie
