My friend, Phil, he wants to join the police department. He goes to the station, and...
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[Frank is doing his routine for a group of cops]
Frank Milo:
My friend, Phil, he wants to join the police department. He goes to the station, and starts filling out the application. They ask him, "Mr. Scarangello, how tall are you?" And he looks at his right hand and says, "Uh, five foot ten." And they ask him, "how much do you weigh?" And he looks at his other hand, and says, "Two hundred and three pounds." So then they ask, "Okay, and what's your first name?" He goes...
[bobs his head from side to side, then]
Frank Milo:
"Philly." They ask him, "what are you doing with your head there?" He goes...
[bobbing]
Frank Milo:
"Happy Birthday to me, Happy birthday to me...?
[laughter]
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Then my friend Phil
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Philly applies to the police department
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Interviewer says Mr Scarangelo what's your height
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Philly reads off his palm Six foot three inches
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Guy says What's your weight
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Uh 203 pounds
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Guy says And can you tell me your first name
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Philly goes
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Philly
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The interviewer says What was that you did with your head like that
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Philly goes
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Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you
Clip duration: 41 seconds
Views: 132
Timestamp in movie: 01h 03m 14s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: When shy, soft-spoken Chicago detective Wayne "Mad Dog" Dobie inadvertently saves the life of local gangster Frank Milo, he's the reluctant recipient of an unusual one week "thank you" gift - a beautiful bartender named Glory.
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