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Mad Heidi

Swiss mountain girl Heidi is abducted by brutal government troops and must defend herself and fight a war against a cheese-fueled machinery of hate.

Director

Johannes Hartmann, Sandro Klopfstein

Year

Genre

action, adventure, comedy

Box Office

N/A

Production

Swissploitation Films,A Film Company

Awards

13 wins & 14 nominations

Homepage

https://madheidi.com/

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Heidi

Kommandant Knorr

President Meili

Casper Van Dien

Alpöhi

David Schofield

Goat Peter

Klara

Dr. Schwitzgebel

Minister Gutzweiler

Fräulein Rottweiler

Lutz

Rebecca Dyson-Smith

Helvetia

Andrea Fischer-Schulthess

Helvetia

Fabienne Hadorn

Flora

Rosi

Jacqueline Fuchs

Isaac

Ueli der Knecht

Cheesemaster Kari

Werner Biermeier

Cheese Dealer

Assistant Cheese Dealer

Pre-Neutralizer

The Neutralizer

Late Minister

The French Delegates

The French Delegates

Philippe Schuler

Helvetia's Nuns

Martina Momo Kunz

Helvetia's Nuns

Lactose-intolerant Inmate

Flurina Schlegel

Kitchen Staff

Meili's Servant

Morgenstern Soldier: Balls Kick

Dennis Schwabenland

Morgenstern Soldier: Triggerfinger

Tanguy Guinchard

Morgenstern Soldier: Snitch

Morgenstern Soldier: Throwing Star

Jeremias Kangas

Morgenstern Soldier: Yodeler

Morgenstern Soldier: Split

Morgenstern Soldier: Musician

Alpenblick Guard: Shower

Noa Quinn Kleeberg

Alpenblick Guard: Lights Out

Alpenblick Guard: Vanguard

Alpenblick Guard: Hankie

Shanice Bösiger

Alpenblick Guard: Emergency

Heidi's Father

Frowin Holdener

Swiss Housewife

Grazia Pergoletti

Factory Worker

Trailer Voice

Angry Farmer

Marcel Achermann

Angry Farmer

Swiss Minister

Sandro de Stefani

Spectator

Christoph Gross

Villager

Andreas Kronemann

Morgenstern Soldier

Leigh Michelmore

Spectator

Riccardo Passariello

Swiss Minister

Scott Cameron Pedigo

Swiss Minister

Angry Farmer

Michel Rindlisbacher

Angry Farmer

Angry Farmer

Angry Farmer

Klemens Niklaus Trenkle

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Anyway. I've got you
a little something... - Mad Heidi

Anyway. I've got you a little something...

Now how about you have a
little something to eat? Hmm? - Mad Heidi

Now how about you have a little something to eat? Hmm?

I'm not a good girl anymore - Mad Heidi

I'm not a good girl anymore

I need my daily cheese - Mad Heidi

I need my daily cheese

And become Switzerland's next top
Schwinger for our Very Swiss Leader. - Mad Heidi

And become Switzerland's next top Schwinger for our Ver...

There's nowhere
for you to run, Heidi. - Mad Heidi

There's nowhere for you to run, Heidi.

Unless you want to join
the rest of your family. - Mad Heidi

Unless you want to join the rest of your family.

I made sure your parents
got what they deserve. - Mad Heidi

I made sure your parents got what they deserve.

It would be my
pleasure to reunite you - Mad Heidi

It would be my pleasure to reunite you

All your sheltered
life in the mountains - Mad Heidi

All your sheltered life in the mountains

You know, personally, I
couldn't give a rat's ass - Mad Heidi

You know, personally, I couldn't give a rat's ass

I've got some unfortunate news
that I wanted to tell you in person, sir. - Mad Heidi

I've got some unfortunate news that I wanted to tell yo...

How could you let this
happen? You incompetent fuck! - Mad Heidi

How could you let this happen? You incompetent fuck!

How hard can it be,
guarding a fucking girl? - Mad Heidi

How hard can it be, guarding a fucking girl?

My Very Swiss Leader, it's a great honor
to show you the culmination of my work: - Mad Heidi

My Very Swiss Leader, it's a great honor to show you th...

None of this would be possible
without your brilliant plan - Mad Heidi

None of this would be possible without your brilliant plan

-Are we going to see results or not?
-Of course, my Very Swiss Leader. - Mad Heidi

-Are we going to see results or not? -Of course, my Very Swi...

I managed to increase
the lactose proportion - Mad Heidi

I managed to increase the lactose proportion

With this new formula, - Mad Heidi

With this new formula,

Good God, spare me the
scientific mumbo jumbo! - Mad Heidi

Good God, spare me the scientific mumbo jumbo!

Well, as you would put it, sir, - Mad Heidi

Well, as you would put it, sir,

-Talk is cheap. Show me!
-Of course, my Very Swiss Leader. - Mad Heidi

-Talk is cheap. Show me! -Of course, my Very Swiss Leader.

Kari here will have the honor
to sample the new Ultra Swiss. - Mad Heidi

Kari here will have the honor to sample the new Ultra Swiss.

What, what, what, what? No! - Mad Heidi

What, what, what, what? No!

You've created the
perfect Swiss super soldier! - Mad Heidi

You've created the perfect Swiss super soldier!

I guess the position for
propaganda minister just opened up. - Mad Heidi

I guess the position for propaganda minister just opened up.

You and your soldiers
can't even handle a little girl. - Mad Heidi

You and your soldiers can't even handle a little girl.

You may leave
whenever you please. - Mad Heidi

You may leave whenever you please.

I am Helvetia, Guardian
of the Motherland. - Mad Heidi

I am Helvetia, Guardian of the Motherland.

Lust for vengeance
flows through your veins. - Mad Heidi

Lust for vengeance flows through your veins.

Forget joy, - Mad Heidi

Follow the whispering leaves - Mad Heidi

Follow the whispering leaves

Meili's blood's gonna
boil when he sees that one. - Mad Heidi

Meili's blood's gonna boil when he sees that one.

You got some nerve showing up
on my doorstep after all these years. - Mad Heidi

You got some nerve showing up on my doorstep after all these...

And now he's after my Heidi,
so I'm going to kill the bastard. - Mad Heidi

And now he's after my Heidi, so I'm going to kill ...

You want us three old
guys to... go after Knorr, - Mad Heidi

You want us three old guys to... go after Knorr,

Let's go tear that
motherfucker a new asshole. - Mad Heidi

Let's go tear that motherfucker a new asshole.

I knew I'd find you in here. As
predictable as a good old Swiss watch. - Mad Heidi

I knew I'd find you in here. As predictable as a good o...

Stop moping around, Knorrli.
There's plenty enough boots left to lick. - Mad Heidi

Stop moping around, Knorrli. There's plenty enough boot...

You actually look pretty
good sitting behind that desk. - Mad Heidi

You actually look pretty good sitting behind that desk.

Who knows, I might have to
"promote" you to prison warden. - Mad Heidi

Who knows, I might have to "promote" you to prison...

Although... I did tell you to
not disappoint me, remember? - Mad Heidi

Although... I did tell you to not disappoint me, remember?

My staff informed me that these are
the two most promising candidates. - Mad Heidi

My staff informed me that these are the two most promising c...

-They are fierce warriors and more than...
-I wanted the fucking mountain girl. - Mad Heidi

-They are fierce warriors and more than... -I wanted the fuc...

This year's fest was destined for
the history books. Now it's just... - Mad Heidi

This year's fest was destined for the history books. No...

Sir, there is a soldier who
insists on speaking to you. - Mad Heidi

Sir, there is a soldier who insists on speaking to you.

Get a grip on yourself,
soldier. Now what happened? - Mad Heidi

Get a grip on yourself, soldier. Now what happened?

We were... just finishing lunch. - Mad Heidi

We were... just finishing lunch.

She... She left me alive
to give you a message. - Mad Heidi

She... She left me alive to give you a message.

Not only is she not dead, - Mad Heidi

Not only is she not dead,

-Long live our Very Swiss Leader.
-Alright, fuck off! - Mad Heidi

-Long live our Very Swiss Leader. -Alright, fuck off!

I wouldn't push her off
my bed, that's for sure. - Mad Heidi

I wouldn't push her off my bed, that's for sure.

I'd teach her some real good
manners, if you know what I mean. - Mad Heidi

I'd teach her some real good manners, if you know what ...

That's some real big talk
for such puny little boys. - Mad Heidi

That's some real big talk for such puny little boys.

It is my great honor to welcome
you to our National Day festivities. - Mad Heidi

It is my great honor to welcome you to our National Day fest...

Bonjour, monsieur le president, on
behalf of myself and my colleagues, - Mad Heidi

Bonjour, monsieur le president, on behalf of myself and my c...

Mon pleasure. It is a great opportunity
to celebrate the dawn of a new era. - Mad Heidi

Mon pleasure. It is a great opportunity to celebrate the daw...

Ladies and gentlemen, - Mad Heidi

Ladies and gentlemen,

Very Swiss Leader,
President Meili! - Mad Heidi

Very Swiss Leader, President Meili!

Happy Swiss National
Day, dear citizens. - Mad Heidi

Happy Swiss National Day, dear citizens.

Today we shall celebrate 20
years of Switzerland's new order! - Mad Heidi

Today we shall celebrate 20 years of Switzerland's new ...

I now present you the
first Schwing fight of today. - Mad Heidi

I now present you the first Schwing fight of today.

And now, ladies and
gentlemen, allow me to present - Mad Heidi

And now, ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present

To honor this special occasion, - Mad Heidi

To honor this special occasion,

We're in this together, for fuck's
sake. I am not the enemy. They are. - Mad Heidi

We're in this together, for fuck's sake. I am not ...

Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! - Mad Heidi

Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!

Just fucking do it, mountain girl!
It's not like I've ever been nice to you! - Mad Heidi

Just fucking do it, mountain girl! It's not like I'...

It's time to wake up, people! - Mad Heidi

It's time to wake up, people!

Don't you remember how things
were before? The lives you lived. - Mad Heidi

Don't you remember how things were before? The lives yo...

All of that is gone now, - Mad Heidi

All of that is gone now,

Oh, for fuck's sake,
people, wake up! - Mad Heidi

Oh, for fuck's sake, people, wake up!

Heidi! Heidi!
Heidi! Heidi! Heidi! - Mad Heidi

Heidi! Heidi! Heidi! Heidi! Heidi!

Monsieur le president, we cannot
leave now! This Heidi is amazing! - Mad Heidi

Monsieur le president, we cannot leave now! This Heidi is am...

My heart is melting like butter on a baguette - Mad Heidi

My heart is melting like butter on a baguette

Forget about her. The real highlight
is yet to come! Now please, follow me! - Mad Heidi

Forget about her. The real highlight is yet to come! Now ple...

There is no escaping
fate. No escaping me. - Mad Heidi

There is no escaping fate. No escaping me.

You know, given
the circumstances, - Mad Heidi

You know, given the circumstances,

But as you know, all good
things must come to an end. - Mad Heidi

But as you know, all good things must come to an end.

Citizens, - Mad Heidi

Say hello to your rotten family - Mad Heidi

Say hello to your rotten family

This is for Goat Peter and
all the people of Switzerland - Mad Heidi

This is for Goat Peter and all the people of Switzerland

Boo-hoo! My heart is bleeding. - Mad Heidi

Boo-hoo! My heart is bleeding.

-How could you lie to me about my parents?
-Heidi, I didn't... - Mad Heidi

-How could you lie to me about my parents? -Heidi, I didn�...

I hate to interrupt the family
reunion, but we're not done here. - Mad Heidi

I hate to interrupt the family reunion, but we're not d...

Monsieur Meili,
you are a genius. - Mad Heidi

Monsieur Meili, you are a genius.

Let us celebrate
this historic moment. - Mad Heidi

Let us celebrate this historic moment.

It is a tradition
here in Switzerland - Mad Heidi

It is a tradition here in Switzerland

I'm proud to present to you the
latest creation from our gourmet line. - Mad Heidi

I'm proud to present to you the latest creation from ou...

Impressive, isn't it? I call
them the mother cows. - Mad Heidi

Impressive, isn't it? I call them the mother cows.

The secret to our new
delicious Ultra Swiss product line. - Mad Heidi

The secret to our new delicious Ultra Swiss product line.

Mad Heidi poster

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Swiss mountain girl Heidi is abducted by brutal government troops and must defend herself and fight a war against a cheese-fueled machinery of hate.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Johannes Hartmann, Sandro Klopfstein

Writer: Sandro Klopfstein, Johannes Hartmann, Gregory D. Widmer

Production: Swissploitation Films,A Film Company

Genre: action, adventure, comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 24 Nov 2022

Awards: 13 wins & 14 nominations

Homepage: https://madheidi.com/

Also watch: Mystery Island, A Greyhound of a Girl, The Deal, Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle, Horror in the High Desert 2: Minerva, Confidential Assignment 2: International, Mr Woodcock, Iron Eagle, VFW, Cutthroat Island