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Mad Heidi

Call 1-800-LACTOSE!Anonymity guaranteed

Call 1-800-LACTOSE!
Anonymity guaranteed

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Call 1-800-LACTOSE! Anonymity guaranteed.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
73
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:24
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Swissploitation Films,A Film Company

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Movie Summary

Swiss mountain girl Heidi is abducted by brutal government troops and must defend herself and fight a war against a cheese-fueled machinery of hate.
-Good work, Gutzweiler! -Thank you, my Very Swiss Leader. - Mad Heidi 00:05
-Good work, Gutzweiler! -Thank you, my Very Swiss Leader.
Okay. That is enough praise for today. Anything else you have for me? - Mad Heidi 00:06
Okay. That is enough praise for today. Anything else you hav...
You are hereby relieved of your duties. Guards! - Mad Heidi 00:05
You are hereby relieved of your duties. Guards!
They insist on sending a delegation of food inspectors - Mad Heidi 00:10
They insist on sending a delegation of food inspectors
You know the French. They love their cheese. - Mad Heidi 00:06
You know the French. They love their cheese.
Those Brie-eating bastards want to lecture me about cheese? - Mad Heidi 00:07
Those Brie-eating bastards want to lecture me about cheese?
Maybe I should invite them to the National Day celebration. - Mad Heidi 00:07
Maybe I should invite them to the National Day celebration.
So... how is the Ultra Swiss cheese coming along? - Mad Heidi 00:06
So... how is the Ultra Swiss cheese coming along?
Ah, very good, sir. I think you will be very pleased with the results. - Mad Heidi 00:06
Ah, very good, sir. I think you will be very pleased with th...
Oh, I love the smell of cheese in the morning. - Mad Heidi 00:06
Oh, I love the smell of cheese in the morning.
That wasn't so bad, now, was it? - Mad Heidi 00:06
That wasn't so bad, now, was it?
I am lactose intolerant. - Mad Heidi 00:05
I am lactose intolerant.
I told you what you want to know. - Mad Heidi 00:05
I told you what you want to know.
This man has been charged with the production, - Mad Heidi 00:09
This man has been charged with the production,
Let this be a lesson to you all. Traitors get what they deserve. - Mad Heidi 00:08
Let this be a lesson to you all. Traitors get what they dese...
See, what did I tell you? They've been down to the village again. - Mad Heidi 00:06
See, what did I tell you? They've been down to the vill...
Mind your own business, old man. It's better for your health. - Mad Heidi 00:06
Mind your own business, old man. It's better for your h...
She's yours? This just keeps getting better and better. - Mad Heidi 00:06
She's yours? This just keeps getting better and better.
Meili is gonna love her. You'll see. - Mad Heidi 00:05
Meili is gonna love her. You'll see.
Welcome to Camp Alpenblick! - Mad Heidi 00:05
Welcome to Camp Alpenblick!