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How hard can it be, guarding a fucking girl?
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Mad Heidi

How hard can it be,guarding a fucking girl?

How hard can it be,
guarding a fucking girl?

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How hard can it be, guarding a fucking girl?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:35
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Swissploitation Films,A Film Company

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Movie Summary

Swiss mountain girl Heidi is abducted by brutal government troops and must defend herself and fight a war against a cheese-fueled machinery of hate.
My Very Swiss Leader, it's a great honor to show you the culmination of my work: - Mad Heidi 00:11
My Very Swiss Leader, it's a great honor to show you th...
None of this would be possible without your brilliant plan - Mad Heidi 00:09
None of this would be possible without your brilliant plan
-Are we going to see results or not? -Of course, my Very Swiss Leader. - Mad Heidi 00:06
-Are we going to see results or not? -Of course, my Very Swi...
I managed to increase the lactose proportion - Mad Heidi 00:10
I managed to increase the lactose proportion
With this new formula, - Mad Heidi 00:19
With this new formula,
Good God, spare me the scientific mumbo jumbo! - Mad Heidi 00:05
Good God, spare me the scientific mumbo jumbo!
Well, as you would put it, sir, - Mad Heidi 00:07
Well, as you would put it, sir,
-Talk is cheap. Show me! -Of course, my Very Swiss Leader. - Mad Heidi 00:06
-Talk is cheap. Show me! -Of course, my Very Swiss Leader.
Kari here will have the honor to sample the new Ultra Swiss. - Mad Heidi 00:07
Kari here will have the honor to sample the new Ultra Swiss.
What, what, what, what? No! - Mad Heidi 00:05
What, what, what, what? No!
You've created the perfect Swiss super soldier! - Mad Heidi 00:06
You've created the perfect Swiss super soldier!
I guess the position for propaganda minister just opened up. - Mad Heidi 00:06
I guess the position for propaganda minister just opened up.
You and your soldiers can't even handle a little girl. - Mad Heidi 00:05
You and your soldiers can't even handle a little girl.
You may leave whenever you please. - Mad Heidi 00:05
You may leave whenever you please.
I am Helvetia, Guardian of the Motherland. - Mad Heidi 00:06
I am Helvetia, Guardian of the Motherland.
Lust for vengeance flows through your veins. - Mad Heidi 00:05
Lust for vengeance flows through your veins.
Forget joy, - Mad Heidi 00:08
Forget joy,
Follow the whispering leaves - Mad Heidi 00:08
Follow the whispering leaves
Meili's blood's gonna boil when he sees that one. - Mad Heidi 00:05
Meili's blood's gonna boil when he sees that one.
You got some nerve showing up on my doorstep after all these years. - Mad Heidi 00:07
You got some nerve showing up on my doorstep after all these...