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Nothing like the crap they used to sell in the cities
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Mad Heidi

Nothing like the crap theyused to sell in the cities

Nothing like the crap they
used to sell in the cities

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Nothing like the crap they used to sell in the cities.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:01
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Swissploitation Films,A Film Company

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Movie Summary

Swiss mountain girl Heidi is abducted by brutal government troops and must defend herself and fight a war against a cheese-fueled machinery of hate.
Happy goats - Mad Heidi 00:05
Happy goats
This is a special message from our Very Swiss Leader. - Mad Heidi 00:06
This is a special message from our Very Swiss Leader.
Today's topic: Nutrition and patriotism. - Mad Heidi 00:05
Today's topic: Nutrition and patriotism.
What could be better - Mad Heidi 00:07
What could be better
And what could be worse than someone who doesn't eat it? - Mad Heidi 00:06
And what could be worse than someone who doesn't eat it...
Lactose intolerance is a threat from within. - Mad Heidi 00:05
Lactose intolerance is a threat from within.
One that will smother the Swiss way of life if we allow it to continue. - Mad Heidi 00:06
One that will smother the Swiss way of life if we allow it t...
Whenever you observe anyone acting suspiciously lactose intolerant, - Mad Heidi 00:09
Whenever you observe anyone acting suspiciously lactose into...
Call 1-800-LACTOSE! Anonymity guaranteed. - Mad Heidi 00:05
Call 1-800-LACTOSE! Anonymity guaranteed.
-Good work, Gutzweiler! -Thank you, my Very Swiss Leader. - Mad Heidi 00:05
-Good work, Gutzweiler! -Thank you, my Very Swiss Leader.
Okay. That is enough praise for today. Anything else you have for me? - Mad Heidi 00:06
Okay. That is enough praise for today. Anything else you hav...
You are hereby relieved of your duties. Guards! - Mad Heidi 00:05
You are hereby relieved of your duties. Guards!
They insist on sending a delegation of food inspectors - Mad Heidi 00:10
They insist on sending a delegation of food inspectors
You know the French. They love their cheese. - Mad Heidi 00:06
You know the French. They love their cheese.
Those Brie-eating bastards want to lecture me about cheese? - Mad Heidi 00:07
Those Brie-eating bastards want to lecture me about cheese?
Maybe I should invite them to the National Day celebration. - Mad Heidi 00:07
Maybe I should invite them to the National Day celebration.
So... how is the Ultra Swiss cheese coming along? - Mad Heidi 00:06
So... how is the Ultra Swiss cheese coming along?
Ah, very good, sir. I think you will be very pleased with the results. - Mad Heidi 00:06
Ah, very good, sir. I think you will be very pleased with th...
Oh, I love the smell of cheese in the morning. - Mad Heidi 00:06
Oh, I love the smell of cheese in the morning.
That wasn't so bad, now, was it? - Mad Heidi 00:06
That wasn't so bad, now, was it?