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Mad Heidi

You've created theperfect Swiss super soldier!

You've created the
perfect Swiss super soldier!

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You've created the perfect Swiss super soldier!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:23
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Swissploitation Films,A Film Company

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Movie Summary

Swiss mountain girl Heidi is abducted by brutal government troops and must defend herself and fight a war against a cheese-fueled machinery of hate.
I guess the position for propaganda minister just opened up. - Mad Heidi 00:06
I guess the position for propaganda minister just opened up.
You and your soldiers can't even handle a little girl. - Mad Heidi 00:05
You and your soldiers can't even handle a little girl.
You may leave whenever you please. - Mad Heidi 00:05
You may leave whenever you please.
I am Helvetia, Guardian of the Motherland. - Mad Heidi 00:06
I am Helvetia, Guardian of the Motherland.
Lust for vengeance flows through your veins. - Mad Heidi 00:05
Lust for vengeance flows through your veins.
Forget joy, - Mad Heidi 00:08
Forget joy,
Follow the whispering leaves - Mad Heidi 00:08
Follow the whispering leaves
Meili's blood's gonna boil when he sees that one. - Mad Heidi 00:05
Meili's blood's gonna boil when he sees that one.
You got some nerve showing up on my doorstep after all these years. - Mad Heidi 00:07
You got some nerve showing up on my doorstep after all these...
And now he's after my Heidi, so I'm going to kill the bastard. - Mad Heidi 00:06
And now he's after my Heidi, so I'm going to kill ...
You want us three old guys to... go after Knorr, - Mad Heidi 00:11
You want us three old guys to... go after Knorr,
Let's go tear that motherfucker a new asshole. - Mad Heidi 00:05
Let's go tear that motherfucker a new asshole.
I knew I'd find you in here. As predictable as a good old Swiss watch. - Mad Heidi 00:06
I knew I'd find you in here. As predictable as a good o...
Stop moping around, Knorrli. There's plenty enough boots left to lick. - Mad Heidi 00:07
Stop moping around, Knorrli. There's plenty enough boot...
You actually look pretty good sitting behind that desk. - Mad Heidi 00:05
You actually look pretty good sitting behind that desk.
Who knows, I might have to "promote" you to prison warden. - Mad Heidi 00:05
Who knows, I might have to "promote" you to prison...
Although... I did tell you to not disappoint me, remember? - Mad Heidi 00:07
Although... I did tell you to not disappoint me, remember?
My staff informed me that these are the two most promising candidates. - Mad Heidi 00:07
My staff informed me that these are the two most promising c...
-They are fierce warriors and more than... -I wanted the fucking mountain girl. - Mad Heidi 00:07
-They are fierce warriors and more than... -I wanted the fuc...
This year's fest was destined for the history books. Now it's just... - Mad Heidi 00:06
This year's fest was destined for the history books. No...