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Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the Bone Warrior Mad Maxine travels the desert highways for fashion accessories to soothe her broken heart. Many will try to stop her, and many will fail. But the sexual roadblocks of a g-stringed biker gang and evil dictator Immortan Hoe may ultimately prove more tempting than a 30 percent discount on Christian Louboutin pumps.

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Zachary Snygg

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Seduction Cinema

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There's no, there's no shoot, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

There's no, there's no shoot,

And then I get two ice cream cones, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

And then I get two ice cream cones,

This may be an inopportune
time to discuss the heir - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

This may be an inopportune time to discuss the heir

Gay, like a clam eater, a muff diver, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

Gay, like a clam eater, a muff diver,

You know, punani Pinocchio. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

You know, punani Pinocchio.

- But, but, but sister, I, I,
I'm still very, very confused. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

- But, but, but sister, I, I, I'm still very, very conf...

- Well, take a look at this moron - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

- Well, take a look at this moron

- Greetings from the lord humponus, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

- Greetings from the lord humponus,

- I am gravely disappointed, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

- I am gravely disappointed,

Look what remains of your
gallian shopping coupons. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

Look what remains of your gallian shopping coupons.

Because you think you
can buy jeans at full retail? - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

Because you think you can buy jeans at full retail?

Now my prisoners, say
you plan on taking lipstick - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

Now my prisoners, say you plan on taking lipstick

There has been too much
violence, too much pain. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

There has been too much violence, too much pain.

Give me your Louis Vuitton pumps, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

Give me your Louis Vuitton pumps,

I will give you safe
passage through assland. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

I will give you safe passage through assland.

Just walk away - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

I'm gonna go to a desert hotel, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

I'm gonna go to a desert hotel,

- Yeah, she's probably
like one of those women - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

- Yeah, she's probably like one of those women

- You don't, you don't know
anyone like that though, right? - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

- You don't, you don't know anyone like that thoug...

- I want my designer things back, bitch. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

- I want my designer things back, bitch.

Yeah, take that. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

Yeah, take that.

- We have returned from
the wasteland for store credit. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

- We have returned from the wasteland for store credit.

It's time to give up a life
of handbags and shoes - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

It's time to give up a life of handbags and shoes

No clothing can fill the void of my heart. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

No clothing can fill the void of my heart.

- Fire and wind come from the sky, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

- Fire and wind come from the sky,

Once giants lived in earth - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

Once giants lived in earth

And they took from him
the enigma of penny loafers. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

And they took from him the enigma of penny loafers.

Vuitton was angered and the earth shook, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

Vuitton was angered and the earth shook,

And those that found it are just men. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

And those that found it are just men.

Not gods, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

The secret of French and Italian shoes - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

The secret of French and Italian shoes

- Sorry, but I need some dick
and someone to pay my bills. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

- Sorry, but I need some dick and someone to pay my bills.

And so began
the journey north to safety, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

And so began the journey north to safety,

The man who loved cheese
as much as he loved porn, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

The man who loved cheese as much as he loved porn,

As for me, I grew to manhood. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

As for me, I grew to manhood.

And the fullness of
time I became the leader, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

And the fullness of time I became the leader,

And the bone warrior, that
was the last we ever saw of her. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

And the bone warrior, that was the last we ever saw of her.

Mostly, you know, erotic was the last, - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

Mostly, you know, erotic was the last,

You know, she's wearing
like a hot leather outfit - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

You know, she's wearing like a hot leather outfit

And my dad is trying to barge in on my room - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

And my dad is trying to barge in on my room

I, I'm getting my beaver
bashed by a real man. - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

I, I'm getting my beaver bashed by a real man.

Then Maxine and I go to a metallica concert - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

Then Maxine and I go to a metallica concert

And we get really fucking high - Mad Maxine: Frisky Road

And we get really fucking high

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In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the Bone Warrior Mad Maxine travels the desert highways for fashion accessories to soothe her broken heart. Many will try to stop her, and many will fail. But the sexual roadblocks of a g-stringed biker gang and evil dictator Immortan Hoe may ultimately prove more tempting than a 30 percent discount on Christian Louboutin pumps.

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Director: Zachary Snygg

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Production: Seduction Cinema

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Year: 2018

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ImdbRating: 3.3

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Released: 23 Oct 2018

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