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"Madagascar" quotes

Madagascar poster
A group of animals who have spent all their life in a New York zoo end up in the jungles of Madagascar, and must adjust to living in the wild.

Director: Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath
Writer: Mark Burton, Billy Frolick, Eric Darnell
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, adventure, comedy
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 57/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $193,595,521
Released: 27 May 2005
Awards: 4 wins & 32 nominations

152 video clips

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Just smile and wave - Madagascar 00:21 Just smile and wave Straight off the ground - Madagascar 00:16 Straight off the ground What you wish for - Madagascar 02:47 What you wish for By the time we get back to New York - Madagascar 00:52 By the time we get back to New York Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer - Madagascar 00:33 Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer I can't make it out - Madagascar 00:32 I can't make it out We're hiding Be quiet everyone Including me - Madagascar 00:09 We're hiding Be quiet everyone Including me King Julien what are they What are they - Madagascar 00:21 King Julien what are they What are they I'm ten years old My life is half over - Madagascar 00:11 I'm ten years old My life is half over You maniac - Madagascar 00:14 You maniac You quadruped Sprechen sie Englisch - Madagascar 00:16 You quadruped Sprechen sie Englisch If you have any poo fling it now - Madagascar 00:04 If you have any poo fling it now You're a bad kitty - Madagascar 00:03 You're a bad kitty Come on now baby - Madagascar 00:18 Come on now baby I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Center - Madagascar 00:11 I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Center They are savages - Madagascar 00:14 They are savages Status - Madagascar 00:10 Status All we have to do is wait - Madagascar 00:17 All we have to do is wait Come on What would Connecticut have to offer us - Madagascar 00:07 Come on What would Connecticut have to offer us See if he is the king then where is his crown I've got a crown - Madagascar 00:11 See if he is the king then where is his crown I've got... The wild Are you nuts - Madagascar 00:16 The wild Are you nuts It is getting late I guess I'm going to - Madagascar 00:05 It is getting late I guess I'm going to Oh shut up You're so annoying - Madagascar 00:04 Oh shut up You're so annoying I'm swimming back to New York - Madagascar 00:11 I'm swimming back to New York Cute and cuddly boys Cute and cuddly - Madagascar 00:05 Cute and cuddly boys Cute and cuddly Okay let's make a good impression on the people - Madagascar 00:14 Okay let's make a good impression on the people They should call it the San Di lame o Zoo - Madagascar 00:13 They should call it the San Di lame o Zoo Phil Wake up you filthy monkey - Madagascar 00:05 Phil Wake up you filthy monkey You ever thought there might be more to life than steak Alex - Madagascar 00:08 You ever thought there might be more to life than steak Alex He's got style - Madagascar 00:25 He's got style Presenting your royal highness our illustrious King Julien Xlll - Madagascar 00:09 Presenting your royal highness our illustrious King Julien... What if Mr Alex is even worse than the fossa - Madagascar 00:23 What if Mr Alex is even worse than the fossa We've been ratted out boys - Madagascar 00:05 We've been ratted out boys This is your side of the island and this is our side of the island - Madagascar 00:17 This is your side of the island and this is our side of the... After much deep and profound brain things inside my head - Madagascar 00:27 After much deep and profound brain things inside my head Alex Do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming - Madagascar 00:08 Alex Do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming It's the pizza man Who the heck do you think it is - Madagascar 00:05 It's the pizza man Who the heck do you think it is Come on Alex Do you honestly think - Madagascar 00:21 Come on Alex Do you honestly think Whoa Hold up there a second fuzzbucket - Madagascar 00:16 Whoa Hold up there a second fuzzbucket Just smile and wave boys - Madagascar 00:31 Just smile and wave boys Come on - Madagascar 00:24 Come on San Diego - Madagascar 00:18 San Diego We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the fossa - Madagascar 00:15 We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the... Come on we are New Yorkers right - Madagascar 00:14 Come on we are New Yorkers right Your black and white stripes they cancel each other out You're nothing - Madagascar 00:07 Your black and white stripes they cancel each other out... Didn't I tell him about the feet - Madagascar 00:07 Didn't I tell him about the feet Wait I have a plan Really - Madagascar 00:35 Wait I have a plan Really Ten years old huh A decade - Madagascar 00:07 Ten years old huh A decade You didn't see anything - Madagascar 00:05 You didn't see anything Here come the people Marty I love the people - Madagascar 00:06 Here come the people Marty I love the people Well boys our monochromatic friend's in danger - Madagascar 00:21 Well boys our monochromatic friend's in danger I feel like a mile high pastrami on rye on the fly from the deli in the sky - Madagascar 00:07 I feel like a mile high pastrami on rye on the fly from the... Don't worry cats always land on their - Madagascar 00:08 Don't worry cats always land on their They're just a bunch of pansies - Madagascar 00:17 They're just a bunch of pansies Wow It's not people It's animals - Madagascar 00:10 Wow It's not people It's animals Yeah You don't see that on Animal Planet - Madagascar 00:05 Yeah You don't see that on Animal Planet Shame on you Maurice Can you not see that you have insulted the freak - Madagascar 00:06 Shame on you Maurice Can you not see that you have insulted... Maybe you should talk to him Go over and give him a little pep talk - Madagascar 00:10 Maybe you should talk to him Go over and give him a little... I say we just got to ask these bozos where the people are - Madagascar 00:35 I say we just got to ask these bozos where the people are I defy any rescue boat within a million miles - Madagascar 00:16 I defy any rescue boat within a million miles Okay You all have your side and I'll have mine - Madagascar 00:29 Okay You all have your side and I'll have mine Shut up shut up shut up Hey I'm sleeping here - Madagascar 00:10 Shut up shut up shut up Hey I'm sleeping here I'll be here all week - Madagascar 00:20 I'll be here all week Hey have a drink It's on the house - Madagascar 00:13 Hey have a drink It's on the house Well boys it's going to be ice cold sushi for breakfast - Madagascar 00:07 Well boys it's going to be ice cold sushi for breakfast Excuse me - Madagascar 00:06 Excuse me Maurice my arm is tired Wave it for me - Madagascar 00:08 Maurice my arm is tired Wave it for me When the New York giants wake up - Madagascar 00:14 When the New York giants wake up What Come on do I look like a steak to you - Madagascar 00:09 What Come on do I look like a steak to you How long do I have to pose like this - Madagascar 00:05 How long do I have to pose like this Can't juke the cat Cat's too quick - Madagascar 00:04 Can't juke the cat Cat's too quick Fear me Savagery beyond comprehension - Madagascar 00:05 Fear me Savagery beyond comprehension What's the fastest way to Grand Central - Madagascar 00:13 What's the fastest way to Grand Central What do you think Pretty cool huh - Madagascar 00:05 What do you think Pretty cool huh Your friend here is what we call - Madagascar 00:10 Your friend here is what we call What you got to do is go straight back down West 42nd - Madagascar 00:27 What you got to do is go straight back down West 42nd Ladies and gentlemen children of all ages - Madagascar 00:16 Ladies and gentlemen children of all ages Everybody get home safe Hey Check out my Web site - Madagascar 00:08 Everybody get home safe Hey Check out my Web site Marty Marty - Madagascar 00:53 Marty Marty Well this sucks - Madagascar 00:13 Well this sucks 30 black and only 29 white - Madagascar 00:12 30 black and only 29 white Grand Central Station - Madagascar 00:08 Grand Central Station Where are the people - Madagascar 00:20 Where are the people What are you guys doing - Madagascar 00:19 What are you guys doing Did that say Grand Central Station or my aunt's constipation - Madagascar 00:05 Did that say Grand Central Station or my aunt's... It's all over me - Madagascar 00:15 It's all over me It just doesn't get any better than this - Madagascar 00:20 It just doesn't get any better than this I liked them first - Madagascar 00:16 I liked them first Welcome to Madagascar - Madagascar 00:13 Welcome to Madagascar
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Cast

Alex - Ben Stiller
Marty - Chris Rock
Melman - David Schwimmer
Gloria - Jada Pinkett Smith
Julien - Sacha Baron Cohen
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