When you die, tell them people to bury you on your stomach to give your ass a break!
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Madea:
Hey, Harold. Harold:
Hey, Ms. Madea. What's wrong with your car now? Madea:
Nothing. Harold:
For real? Madea:
Nothing's wrong with it at all, except the other day I went out there and put my foot on the gas, and the trunk opened! What the hell is that, Harold? You are triflin' as hell! I'm so tired of bringing my car up in here for you to fix, I am not bringin' it to you no more, do you understand? Not ever again. Every time I go out there in the morning, I try to start my car, do you know what happens? Do you know what happens, Harold? It don't start; I have to pray. You know God don't like me. You know He don't like me, all the hell I done did in my lifetime, You know He don't like me at all, Harold. Harold:
Alright, let me look at... Madea:
No, sit down. Do what you do best, sit down. Just stay right where you at. Just plant your ass right there in that chair. Every time I come here, you sittin' in that chair. People waitin' on their cars, you sittin' in that chair. You supposed to be changin' the oil, you sittin' in that chair. Supposed to be changin' the windshield wiper blades, you sittin' in that chair. Supposed to wash the car, you sittin' in that chair. Let me tell you something: when you die, tell them people to bury you on your stomach to give your ass a break!
Hey, Harold. Harold:
Hey, Ms. Madea. What's wrong with your car now? Madea:
Nothing. Harold:
For real? Madea:
Nothing's wrong with it at all, except the other day I went out there and put my foot on the gas, and the trunk opened! What the hell is that, Harold? You are triflin' as hell! I'm so tired of bringing my car up in here for you to fix, I am not bringin' it to you no more, do you understand? Not ever again. Every time I go out there in the morning, I try to start my car, do you know what happens? Do you know what happens, Harold? It don't start; I have to pray. You know God don't like me. You know He don't like me, all the hell I done did in my lifetime, You know He don't like me at all, Harold. Harold:
Alright, let me look at... Madea:
No, sit down. Do what you do best, sit down. Just stay right where you at. Just plant your ass right there in that chair. Every time I come here, you sittin' in that chair. People waitin' on their cars, you sittin' in that chair. You supposed to be changin' the oil, you sittin' in that chair. Supposed to be changin' the windshield wiper blades, you sittin' in that chair. Supposed to wash the car, you sittin' in that chair. Let me tell you something: when you die, tell them people to bury you on your stomach to give your ass a break!
Full Transcript
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Hey Harold
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Hey Ms Madea All right what's wrong with your car now
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Nothing
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For real Nothing's wrong with it at all
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except the other day I went out there and put my foot on the gas
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and the trunk opened What the hell is that Harold
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You are trifling as hell
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I'm so tired of bringing my damn car up in here for you to fix
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I am not bringing it to you no more Do you understand
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Not ever again
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Every time I go out there in the morning I try to start my car
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do you know what happens Do you know what happens Harold
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It don't start I have to pray
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You know God don't like me You know he don't like me
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All the hell I did in my lifetime you know he don't like me at all hell
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All right Let me handle this No sit down
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Do what you do best Sit down Just stay right where
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Just plant your ass right there in that chair
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Every time I come here you're sitting in that chair
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People waiting on their car you're sitting in that chair
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You're supposed to be changing oil you're sitting in that chair
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You're supposed to be changing the windshield wiper blade
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you're sitting in that chair
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Supposed to wash a car you're sitting in that chair
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Let me tell you something when you die tell them people
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to bury you on your stomach to give your ass a break
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Movie Summary
The crazy and comical Mabel Simmons, otherwise known as Madea, tries to wrangle her fighting family together for a family dinner regarding the health of her niece Shirley.
Actors
Madea
Harold
