She'll be a great foster mother, your honor
Join the conversation
Log in or create an account to leave a comment
Log In
Judge Ephriam:
Bryan, does she watch your kids? Brian:
Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh... they have a lot of respect for her. Judge Ephriam:
Really? [Looks over at Nikki] Judge Ephriam:
Stand up, Nikki. [Nikki begans to stands up] Judge Ephriam:
Mable Simmons, since you can't seem to act like you have any sense except when you're caring for somebody, meet Nikki Grady. You're her new foster mother. Madea:
The hell I am. I don't. Aw, hell no! It's a reason why god put a woman through menopause, I'm past 60... you know what that means? After that time you're not supposed to be bogged with no bad kids. Brian:
Calm down. Look, Madea, Calm down. Madea:
I'm sorry, I will kill that little girl... I don't know her, I don't She might be one of them sandinistas or something. She might be one of them... Nikki:
So, You ugly anyway, old lady! Madea:
She trying to get me the electric chair already. Judge Ephriam:
Either You're her foster mother or you're a prison mother. Madea:
I'll take the prison for 200, Alex. Lock me up, hell, I'd rather be in Martha Stewart's old cell fighting for my virginity than to be sitting there dealing with this. Brian:
She'll be a great foster mother, your honor
Bryan, does she watch your kids? Brian:
Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh... they have a lot of respect for her. Judge Ephriam:
Really? [Looks over at Nikki] Judge Ephriam:
Stand up, Nikki. [Nikki begans to stands up] Judge Ephriam:
Mable Simmons, since you can't seem to act like you have any sense except when you're caring for somebody, meet Nikki Grady. You're her new foster mother. Madea:
The hell I am. I don't. Aw, hell no! It's a reason why god put a woman through menopause, I'm past 60... you know what that means? After that time you're not supposed to be bogged with no bad kids. Brian:
Calm down. Look, Madea, Calm down. Madea:
I'm sorry, I will kill that little girl... I don't know her, I don't She might be one of them sandinistas or something. She might be one of them... Nikki:
So, You ugly anyway, old lady! Madea:
She trying to get me the electric chair already. Judge Ephriam:
Either You're her foster mother or you're a prison mother. Madea:
I'll take the prison for 200, Alex. Lock me up, hell, I'd rather be in Martha Stewart's old cell fighting for my virginity than to be sitting there dealing with this. Brian:
She'll be a great foster mother, your honor
Full Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.335
Does she watch your kids
00:00:02.418 --> 00:00:03.419
She's actually really good
00:00:03.503 --> 00:00:04.712
She's a big disciplinarian though
00:00:04.754 --> 00:00:07.048
but they have a lot of respect for her
00:00:07.009 --> 00:00:08.174
Really
00:00:09.759 --> 00:00:11.177
Stand up Nikki
00:00:14.139 --> 00:00:15.089
Mabel Simmons
00:00:15.974 --> 00:00:18.601
since you can't seem to act like you have any sense
00:00:18.685 --> 00:00:20.103
except if you're caring for somebody
00:00:20.145 --> 00:00:22.564
meet Nikki Grady
00:00:22.605 --> 00:00:25.191
You're her new foster mother
00:00:25.275 --> 00:00:26.609
The hell I am
00:00:26.693 --> 00:00:28.999
Hell no
00:00:28.111 --> 00:00:30.655
It's a reason why God put a woman through menopause
00:00:30.738 --> 00:00:33.996
I'm past 60 honey You know what that mean
00:00:33.116 --> 00:00:34.325
Madea calm down
00:00:34.409 --> 00:00:35.827
Ain't supposed to be bothered with no bad kids
00:00:35.091 --> 00:00:36.953
I will kill that little girl
00:00:37.001 --> 00:00:38.454
I don't know her
00:00:38.538 --> 00:00:40.373
She might be one of them Sandinistas or something
00:00:40.456 --> 00:00:41.374
She might be
00:00:41.457 --> 00:00:44.999
So You ugly anyway old lady
00:00:44.127 --> 00:00:46.421
She trying to get me the electric chair already
00:00:46.463 --> 00:00:48.506
Either you're her foster mother
00:00:48.059 --> 00:00:50.383
or you're a prison mother
00:00:50.467 --> 00:00:53.003
I'll take the prison for 200 Alex
00:00:53.001 --> 00:00:54.596
Lock me up I'd rather be
00:00:54.679 --> 00:00:55.763
in Martha Stewart's old cell
00:00:55.847 --> 00:00:56.931
fighting for my virginity
00:00:57.001 --> 00:00:59.184
than to be sitting there dealing with this
00:00:59.267 --> 00:01:02.687
She'll be a great foster mother your honor
Want This Clip in HD?
Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →
Movie Summary
While planning her family reunion, a pistol-packing grandma must contend with the other dramas on her plate, including the runaway who has been placed under her care, and her love-troubled nieces.
