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And I'm in the kitchen with my mom and dad
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Mae Martin: SAP

And I'm in the kitchenwith my mom and dad, and my dad comes up to meand goes, "Meet me in...

And I'm in the kitchen
with my mom and dad, and my dad comes up to me
and goes, "Meet me in the study at dusk." I'm like, "But I…" I go to my mom,
I'm like, "What time is dusk?" She's like, "I don't know." [laughs] And I go up to the study, which is like… It's been many things over the years,
it's been like a spare room or whatever

Full Transcript

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And I'm in the kitchen with my mom and dad,
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and my dad comes up to me and goes, "Meet me in the study at dusk."
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I'm like, "But I…"
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I go to my mom, I'm like, "What time is dusk?"
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She's like, "I don't know." [laughs]
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And I go up to the study, which is like…
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It's been many things over the years, it's been like a spare room or whatever.
Duration
20 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:11
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
He wanted to show me there's a family of raccoons - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
He wanted to show me there's a family of raccoons
And, like, every night at dusk, they emerge, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:44
And, like, every night at dusk, they emerge,
"The moonlight shone in over your mother's bottom." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
"The moonlight shone in over your mother's bottom....
Over your… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
Over your…
Nobody wants to be conceived doggy style. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Nobody wants to be conceived doggy style.
At the moment of ejaculation, just like we… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
At the moment of ejaculation, just like we…
It's… It's bleak. It's like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
It's… It's bleak. It's like…
Like, how I… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Like, how I…
It's, like, affected my posture. I'm just a little more… I'm like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
It's, like, affected my posture. I'm just a little...
[laughs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:27
[laughs]
There's some in here tonight. I can see us. Several. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
There's some in here tonight. I can see us. Several.
[Mae laughs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
[Mae laughs]
Something that derails my… my grasp on reality. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Something that derails my… my grasp on reality.
Like, um, okay, my parents have this anecdote, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
Like, um, okay, my parents have this anecdote,
Like, once a year, they'll have a few drinks - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Like, once a year, they'll have a few drinks
Um… And it makes me feel crazy, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
Um… And it makes me feel crazy,
I'll tell you the story and then you can be the judge, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
I'll tell you the story and then you can be the judge,
So, my parents swear - Mae Martin: SAP 00:16
So, my parents swear
[crowd laughing] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
[crowd laughing]
My mom says they were driving down this winding road, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
My mom says they were driving down this winding road,