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And, as I'm walking to the bar, I suddenly realize
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Mae Martin: SAP

And, as I'm walking to the bar,I suddenly realize, "What friends at the bar?" There are no...

And, as I'm walking to the bar,
I suddenly realize, "What friends at the bar?" There are no friends at the bar

Full Transcript

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And, as I'm walking to the bar, I suddenly realize,
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"What friends at the bar?"
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There are no friends at the bar.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:34
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
Thank God, at the last second, I see three girls who were in my show. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
Thank God, at the last second, I see three girls who were in...
So I'm approaching the bar, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:19
So I'm approaching the bar,
What she got was so intense. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
What she got was so intense.
I was like, "Hi, how are you? What are all of your names and jobs?" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
I was like, "Hi, how are you? What are all of your name...
Like my arm around all their shoulders, like my head on their shoulder. I'm like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
Like my arm around all their shoulders, like my head on thei...
Then, thank God, we start chatting, it's going well, we're getting along. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Then, thank God, we start chatting, it's going well, we...
So I'm like, "Crisis averted." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
So I'm like, "Crisis averted."
This time she has the element of surprise, because I wasn't expecting it. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
This time she has the element of surprise, because I wasn�...
She goes, "Hey, sorry to interrupt, I want to say bye, I'm leaving now." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
She goes, "Hey, sorry to interrupt, I want to say bye, ...
And she said something awful, like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And she said something awful, like…
Something like that, where all my organs dissolve. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Something like that, where all my organs dissolve.
Um… [laughs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
Um… [laughs]
She's still kind of saying goodbye to some people here, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
She's still kind of saying goodbye to some people here,
And the floodgates just open - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
And the floodgates just open
So… No, my face like crumbles, my shoulders… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:20
So… No, my face like crumbles, my shoulders…
I'm literally like, "Fucking laugh. Ah!" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:20
I'm literally like, "Fucking laugh. Ah!"
To illustrate the level of emotion I'm operating on. I mean… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
To illustrate the level of emotion I'm operating on. I ...
[crowd whooping, clapping] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
[crowd whooping, clapping]
I always visualize, um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
I always visualize, um…
Right to the top of my skull, just trying to keep it contained. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Right to the top of my skull, just trying to keep it contain...