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Mae Martin: SAP

And then I thought, "No." "I don't want to have a fun night."

And then I thought, "No." "I don't want to have a fun night."

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And then I thought, "No."
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"I don't want to have a fun night."
Duration
9 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:10
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
So, I'm like, "No, we'll go upstairs." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
So, I'm like, "No, we'll go upstairs."
I see, there she is with our mutual friends and, um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
I see, there she is with our mutual friends and, um…
I walk over… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
I walk over…
I think this is gonna work in my favor. So I walk over, go, "Hey." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
I think this is gonna work in my favor. So I walk over, go, ...
I go, "Hey, how's it going?" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
I go, "Hey, how's it going?"
It's really nice. I go, "Great to see you." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:16
It's really nice. I go, "Great to see you."
I need to retain control of the situation. Like, I need to… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:16
I need to retain control of the situation. Like, I need to…...
I'm walking to the bar and she's still kinda casting glances - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
I'm walking to the bar and she's still kinda casti...
And, as I'm walking to the bar, I suddenly realize, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
And, as I'm walking to the bar, I suddenly realize,
Thank God, at the last second, I see three girls who were in my show. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
Thank God, at the last second, I see three girls who were in...
So I'm approaching the bar, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:19
So I'm approaching the bar,
What she got was so intense. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
What she got was so intense.
I was like, "Hi, how are you? What are all of your names and jobs?" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
I was like, "Hi, how are you? What are all of your name...
Like my arm around all their shoulders, like my head on their shoulder. I'm like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
Like my arm around all their shoulders, like my head on thei...
Then, thank God, we start chatting, it's going well, we're getting along. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Then, thank God, we start chatting, it's going well, we...
So I'm like, "Crisis averted." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
So I'm like, "Crisis averted."
This time she has the element of surprise, because I wasn't expecting it. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
This time she has the element of surprise, because I wasn�...
She goes, "Hey, sorry to interrupt, I want to say bye, I'm leaving now." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
She goes, "Hey, sorry to interrupt, I want to say bye, ...
And she said something awful, like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And she said something awful, like…
Something like that, where all my organs dissolve. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Something like that, where all my organs dissolve.