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Mae Martin: SAP

And if you're watching this, and you hate the show,at least take that with you. You know?

And if you're watching this, and you hate the show,
at least take that with you. You know?

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And if you're watching this,
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and you hate the show, at least take that with you. You know?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:49
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex? - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex?
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering]
You're like, "Yes, we know." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
You're like, "Yes, we know."
Where you reach a certain page in the novel of your life… No. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Where you reach a certain page in the novel of your life… No...
Uh, I do feel you reach a certain age and you just have to accept - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
Uh, I do feel you reach a certain age and you just have to a...
And just fall out of your vagina. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
And just fall out of your vagina.
Or your bum hole, if you don't… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
Or your bum hole, if you don't…
Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Um…
So basically, this ex, it was a really intense relationship, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
So basically, this ex, it was a really intense relationship,
And it was a secret relationship - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And it was a secret relationship
It was so stressful. And she broke up with me, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
It was so stressful. And she broke up with me,
[chuckles] Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
[chuckles] Um…
Anyway, so at the point where this story takes place, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Anyway, so at the point where this story takes place,
I was in London and I was doing a show, and I was feeling good that night. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
I was in London and I was doing a show, and I was feeling go...
I was wearing a crisp black T-shirt and… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
I was wearing a crisp black T-shirt and…
[laughing] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
[laughing]
[crowd cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
[crowd cheering]
When you're a kid, Rumpelstiltskin this, Rumpelstiltskin… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
When you're a kid, Rumpelstiltskin this, Rumpelstiltski...
He's, like, faded into obscurity. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
He's, like, faded into obscurity.
Anyway, so I'm feeling good on this particular night, feeling crisp. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Anyway, so I'm feeling good on this particular night, f...