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Mae Martin: SAP

But I remember my dad telling me, "Your mother went into labor,we went to the hospital."...

But I remember my dad telling me, "Your mother went into labor,
we went to the hospital." He was saying,
"Maybe you'll have your own kids one day." And I'm imagining having my own kids

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But I remember my dad telling me,
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"Your mother went into labor, we went to the hospital."
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He was saying, "Maybe you'll have your own kids one day."
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And I'm imagining having my own kids.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:34
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
In my fantasy of having children, I was never the one having the kids. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
In my fantasy of having children, I was never the one having...
It was a really specific fantasy where I was this 1950s businessman father, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
It was a really specific fantasy where I was this 1950s busi...
Smoking. Just… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
Smoking. Just…
Then some nurse would be like, "It's a boy." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:16
Then some nurse would be like, "It's a boy."
I have one more thing to tell you. I'm gonna get my mic stand. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
I have one more thing to tell you. I'm gonna get my mic...
So, I feel like… And by the way, thank you so much. This has been really… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
So, I feel like… And by the way, thank you so much. This has...
[crowd cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
[crowd cheering]
So I want to tell you this Buddhist parable that I love. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
So I want to tell you this Buddhist parable that I love.
Um, this is… Stay with me. So… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Um, this is… Stay with me. So…
It takes place in the forest, actually. We're back in the forest. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
It takes place in the forest, actually. We're back in t...
And, basically, in this parable, this man is being chased, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
And, basically, in this parable, this man is being chased,
Like, a really terrifying creature - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
Like, a really terrifying creature
Its nature is pure hunger. It wants to devour this man, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
Its nature is pure hunger. It wants to devour this man,
Just when he thinks he's gonna pass out and the beast is gonna get him, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
Just when he thinks he's gonna pass out and the beast i...
He's like, "I'll hide in the well from the beast." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:16
He's like, "I'll hide in the well from the be...
And below him, where he's headed, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
And below him, where he's headed,
And, at the last second, he sees this branch - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And, at the last second, he sees this branch
So he grabs onto it and he uses his last remaining strength - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
So he grabs onto it and he uses his last remaining strength
And the branch is creaking under his weight, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And the branch is creaking under his weight,
And he's sweating… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
And he's sweating…