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Mae Martin: SAP

But if you can believe that I… Um… Yeah, so we dated for like six months,me and this guy...

But if you can believe that I… Um… Yeah, so we dated for like six months,
me and this guy and, uh… You know it was really nice,
but I'm 35, he's 36

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But if you can believe that I…
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Um…
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Yeah, so we dated for like six months, me and this guy and, uh…
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You know it was really nice, but I'm 35, he's 36.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:00
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
Like, at this point, we both have big exes in our past. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Like, at this point, we both have big exes in our past.
You know what I mean? We're never going to be that big ex for each other. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
You know what I mean? We're never going to be that big ...
Like, we're never gonna properly traumatize each other, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:18
Like, we're never gonna properly traumatize each other,
He just goes, "If we had kids one day, what would we name our kids?" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
He just goes, "If we had kids one day, what would we na...
I was like… [sighs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:31
I was like… [sighs]
[in child's voice] "Come and play with me." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:17
[in child's voice] "Come and play with me."
In 2018, there were no new Ian's born. There were no… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
In 2018, there were no new Ian's born. There were no…
In 2018, not a single new Ian registered on this planet Earth. That is true. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
In 2018, not a single new Ian registered on this planet Eart...
And if you're watching this, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And if you're watching this,
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex? - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex?
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering]
You're like, "Yes, we know." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
You're like, "Yes, we know."
Where you reach a certain page in the novel of your life… No. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Where you reach a certain page in the novel of your life… No...
Uh, I do feel you reach a certain age and you just have to accept - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
Uh, I do feel you reach a certain age and you just have to a...
And just fall out of your vagina. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
And just fall out of your vagina.
Or your bum hole, if you don't… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
Or your bum hole, if you don't…
Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Um…
So basically, this ex, it was a really intense relationship, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
So basically, this ex, it was a really intense relationship,
And it was a secret relationship - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And it was a secret relationship
It was so stressful. And she broke up with me, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
It was so stressful. And she broke up with me,