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Mae Martin: SAP

It's hard to live at that age.It's really… I mean… Don't you thinkthat the only way to...

[cheering] It's hard to live at that age.
It's really… I mean… Don't you think
that the only way to flirt when you're 13, the only acceptable way, is to go,
"How big are your hands?" That's… Don't you think?
Do you remember that?

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It's hard to live at that age. It's really… I mean…
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Don't you think that the only way to flirt when you're 13,
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the only acceptable way, is to go, "How big are your hands?"
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That's… Don't you think? Do you remember that?
Duration
18 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:33
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
"How big are your hands?" I still kinda think that's a great move - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
"How big are your hands?" I still kinda think that...
Except I was at my all-girls school, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:16
Except I was at my all-girls school,
[laughs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
[laughs]
And I think for everyone, at puberty, you do kind of… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
And I think for everyone, at puberty, you do kind of…
I think if you're, like, different in any way, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
I think if you're, like, different in any way,
Like, with gender, people being like, "There's two. And you're a woman - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
Like, with gender, people being like, "There's two...
You can either question the validity of yourself and your experience - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
You can either question the validity of yourself and your ex...
Once you start pulling that thread, you're fucked. It's like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
Once you start pulling that thread, you're fucked. It&#...
And I really felt-- And also, like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
And I really felt-- And also, like…
So that just exacerbated the general existential wave. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
So that just exacerbated the general existential wave.
Like I felt like I was peeling back the wallpaper on reality - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
Like I felt like I was peeling back the wallpaper on reality
I was just like, "What is going on?" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
I was just like, "What is going on?"
I remember being, "Mm, I think Ms. Buchanan's lonely." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:24
I remember being, "Mm, I think Ms. Buchanan's lone...
Surely, powerful forces are at play here - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Surely, powerful forces are at play here
So, yeah, I was stressed and… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
So, yeah, I was stressed and…
I was feeling very uncomfortable in my body and it was this trap door. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
I was feeling very uncomfortable in my body and it was this ...
And so I got heavily into drugs, and the bullet points are, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And so I got heavily into drugs, and the bullet points are,
When I was 19, I went to a rehab day program - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
When I was 19, I went to a rehab day program
Like, you get a group of teenagers together, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
Like, you get a group of teenagers together,
Every day, at 3:00 p.m., the bell goes - Mae Martin: SAP 00:18
Every day, at 3:00 p.m., the bell goes