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Mae Martin: SAP

He pulls over,and he's really shaken up, and he goes, "I'm so sorry, children,but we have...

He pulls over,
and he's really shaken up, and he goes, [British accent] "I'm so sorry, children,
but we have to get out of the car." [regular accent] We're like, "What?"
And so we get out of the car

Full Transcript

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He pulls over, and he's really shaken up, and he goes,
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[British accent] "I'm so sorry, children, but we have to get out of the car."
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[regular accent] We're like, "What?" And so we get out of the car.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:08
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
My brother, 12 years old, so embarrassed, he's like, in his karate uniform. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
My brother, 12 years old, so embarrassed, he's like, in...
And people are driving by, they're like, "Is he a yellow belt? 'Cause…" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:29
And people are driving by, they're like, "Is he a ...
We had to say, "Good evening, Lady Moon." It was… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
We had to say, "Good evening, Lady Moon." It was…...
And, um, I was just visiting recently, uh, visiting home. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And, um, I was just visiting recently, uh, visiting home.
This is my childhood home that I grew up in, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
This is my childhood home that I grew up in,
And I'm in the kitchen with my mom and dad, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:20
And I'm in the kitchen with my mom and dad,
He wanted to show me there's a family of raccoons - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
He wanted to show me there's a family of raccoons
And, like, every night at dusk, they emerge, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:44
And, like, every night at dusk, they emerge,
"The moonlight shone in over your mother's bottom." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
"The moonlight shone in over your mother's bottom....
Over your… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
Over your…
Nobody wants to be conceived doggy style. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Nobody wants to be conceived doggy style.
At the moment of ejaculation, just like we… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
At the moment of ejaculation, just like we…
It's… It's bleak. It's like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
It's… It's bleak. It's like…
Like, how I… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Like, how I…
It's, like, affected my posture. I'm just a little more… I'm like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
It's, like, affected my posture. I'm just a little...
[laughs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:27
[laughs]
There's some in here tonight. I can see us. Several. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
There's some in here tonight. I can see us. Several.
[Mae laughs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
[Mae laughs]
Something that derails my… my grasp on reality. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Something that derails my… my grasp on reality.
Like, um, okay, my parents have this anecdote, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
Like, um, okay, my parents have this anecdote,