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Mae Martin: SAP

He's my hero, I… Guys, Gary went to jail

He's my hero, I… Guys, Gary went to jail

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He's my hero, I…
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Guys, Gary went to jail.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:36
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
You can't fuck with the mail, that's a federal offense. Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
You can't fuck with the mail, that's a federal off...
'Cause he'd be like, "I want to bury it. Argh!" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:23
'Cause he'd be like, "I want to bury it. Argh...
Especially, I'm struggling to feel that enthusiasm in my romantic life. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Especially, I'm struggling to feel that enthusiasm in m...
-[scattered cheers] -But post-pandemic dating, like, I'm… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
-[scattered cheers] -But post-pandemic dating, like, I'...
Obsessed with finding "the one." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:24
Obsessed with finding "the one."
Not if you-- Wait, not if you… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
Not if you-- Wait, not if you…
But if you can believe that I… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
But if you can believe that I…
Like, at this point, we both have big exes in our past. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Like, at this point, we both have big exes in our past.
You know what I mean? We're never going to be that big ex for each other. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
You know what I mean? We're never going to be that big ...
Like, we're never gonna properly traumatize each other, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:18
Like, we're never gonna properly traumatize each other,
He just goes, "If we had kids one day, what would we name our kids?" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
He just goes, "If we had kids one day, what would we na...
I was like… [sighs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:31
I was like… [sighs]
[in child's voice] "Come and play with me." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:17
[in child's voice] "Come and play with me."
In 2018, there were no new Ian's born. There were no… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
In 2018, there were no new Ian's born. There were no…
In 2018, not a single new Ian registered on this planet Earth. That is true. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
In 2018, not a single new Ian registered on this planet Eart...
And if you're watching this, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And if you're watching this,
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex? - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex?
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering]
You're like, "Yes, we know." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
You're like, "Yes, we know."
Where you reach a certain page in the novel of your life… No. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Where you reach a certain page in the novel of your life… No...