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Mae Martin: SAP

He's like, "I'll hidein the well from the beast." He jumps in.Sure enough, the beast...

He's like, "I'll hide
in the well from the beast." He jumps in.
Sure enough, the beast doesn't follow him It stops at the top and is like… [growls] He's like, "Great." He's falling
down the well, and as he's falling, he feels water splashing up onto his feet

Full Transcript

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He's like, "I'll hide in the well from the beast."
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He jumps in. Sure enough, the beast doesn't follow him
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It stops at the top and is like… [growls]
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He's like, "Great." He's falling down the well, and as he's falling,
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he feels water splashing up onto his feet.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:29
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
And below him, where he's headed, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
And below him, where he's headed,
And, at the last second, he sees this branch - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And, at the last second, he sees this branch
So he grabs onto it and he uses his last remaining strength - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
So he grabs onto it and he uses his last remaining strength
And the branch is creaking under his weight, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And the branch is creaking under his weight,
And he's sweating… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
And he's sweating…
If you're sweating in that crease, you are in trouble. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
If you're sweating in that crease, you are in trouble.
And suddenly he looks to the end of the branch and he sees - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And suddenly he looks to the end of the branch and he sees
He's like, "What is that?" And so he balances - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
He's like, "What is that?" And so he balances
And he puts it in his mouth and he's like, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
And he puts it in his mouth and he's like,
Hello? [laughs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
Hello? [laughs]
Okay. Uh… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Okay. Uh…
You got to get on board. Please. I've called the show SAP. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
You got to get on board. Please. I've called the show S...
Like, this was not cheap. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Like, this was not cheap.
[crowd cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
[crowd cheering]
Life might be a double beast situash. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Life might be a double beast situash.
That might be just what life-- In a way, is it not? Know what I mean? - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
That might be just what life-- In a way, is it not? Know wha...
But luckily there's so much sap, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
But luckily there's so much sap,
The Beatles, for me, are sap. Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
The Beatles, for me, are sap. Um…
Sex with your friends is pretty good. Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:15
Sex with your friends is pretty good. Um…
Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Um…