He's like, "Welcome tothe Edinburgh dungeons, we're gonna fucking kill you."And I'm like,...
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He's like, "Welcome to
the Edinburgh dungeons, we're gonna fucking kill you."
And I'm like, "Yes!" "Yes, I've been praying for death!" Um… Then he goes, "But first,
I do have a few safety announcements. Um…" "If you are pregnant or you do
have epilepsy, don't go in the dungeon." Uh… I'm like, "Okay." Then he said, "At no point will any of the actors
in the dungeon touch you or grab you." So I was like, "That's good." Right?
the Edinburgh dungeons, we're gonna fucking kill you."
And I'm like, "Yes!" "Yes, I've been praying for death!" Um… Then he goes, "But first,
I do have a few safety announcements. Um…" "If you are pregnant or you do
have epilepsy, don't go in the dungeon." Uh… I'm like, "Okay." Then he said, "At no point will any of the actors
in the dungeon touch you or grab you." So I was like, "That's good." Right?
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He's like, "Welcome to
the Edinburgh dungeons,
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we're gonna fucking kill you."
And I'm like, "Yes!"
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"Yes, I've been praying for death!" Um…
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Then he goes, "But first,
I do have a few safety announcements. Um…"
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"If you are pregnant or you do
have epilepsy, don't go in the dungeon."
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Uh…
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I'm like, "Okay." Then he said,
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"At no point will any of the actors
in the dungeon touch you or grab you."
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So I was like, "That's good." Right?
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Movie Summary
The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
