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Mae Martin: SAP

I am certain of it. And it's like… I may not be certainif a Toyota Tercel can fit under a...

I am certain of it. And it's like… I may not be certain
if a Toyota Tercel can fit under a moose

Full Transcript

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I am certain of it. And it's like…
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I may not be certain if a Toyota Tercel can fit under a moose.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:53
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
Also, you don't have to understand it even. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
Also, you don't have to understand it even.
You know what I mean? Like, I do not understand Wi-Fi. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
You know what I mean? Like, I do not understand Wi-Fi.
But I know that it's real. I know it exists among us. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
But I know that it's real. I know it exists among us.
-I just accept that it's there, whatever. -[crowd cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
-I just accept that it's there, whatever. -[crowd cheer...
I'm not like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
I'm not like…
And it's been the best year of my life. Genuinely. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
And it's been the best year of my life. Genuinely.
-Yeah. -[crowd cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
-Yeah. -[crowd cheering]
I'm not skipping around. It's truly just the absence of agony. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
I'm not skipping around. It's truly just the absen...
And that's a low bar, and who are we to deny anybody that? - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
And that's a low bar, and who are we to deny anybody th...
That's going to be my… [laughs] That's going to be my album title. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
That's going to be my… [laughs] That's going to be...
And also, I'm really just so grateful to have the language now. Right? - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And also, I'm really just so grateful to have the langu...
But I always felt this way and I remember being… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
But I always felt this way and I remember being…
You know? And… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
You know? And…
But I remember my dad telling me, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
But I remember my dad telling me,
In my fantasy of having children, I was never the one having the kids. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
In my fantasy of having children, I was never the one having...
It was a really specific fantasy where I was this 1950s businessman father, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
It was a really specific fantasy where I was this 1950s busi...
Smoking. Just… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
Smoking. Just…
Then some nurse would be like, "It's a boy." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:16
Then some nurse would be like, "It's a boy."
I have one more thing to tell you. I'm gonna get my mic stand. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
I have one more thing to tell you. I'm gonna get my mic...
So, I feel like… And by the way, thank you so much. This has been really… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
So, I feel like… And by the way, thank you so much. This has...