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I have these long days in these random cities in the UK
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Mae Martin: SAP

I have these long daysin these random cities in the UK

I have these long days
in these random cities in the UK

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I have these long days in these random cities in the UK.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:44
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
I was Scotland, in Edinburgh, by myself for the day, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
I was Scotland, in Edinburgh, by myself for the day,
And, like, I had just seen Trainspotting, so I was like, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
And, like, I had just seen Trainspotting, so I was like,
That's kind of like the London dungeons, where it's like this horror, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
That's kind of like the London dungeons, where it'...
So I was like, "Great." Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
So I was like, "Great." Um…
And then they give you a key and they project a graveyard - Mae Martin: SAP 00:14
And then they give you a key and they project a graveyard
So, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
So,
It's tourists and families, there's like ten of us. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
It's tourists and families, there's like ten of us...
We're about to go through it, and this guy comes out, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
We're about to go through it, and this guy comes out,
He's covered in blood and he's got a big butcher's knife, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
He's covered in blood and he's got a big butcher&#...
He's like, "Welcome to the Edinburgh dungeons, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:30
He's like, "Welcome to the Edinburgh dungeons,
So I was like, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
So I was like,
Like it's just… I'm quaking with fear. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
Like it's just… I'm quaking with fear.
They do this thing where they love to turn off all the lights, pitch-black. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
They do this thing where they love to turn off all the light...
And then when they come back on, there's a woman standing an inch from your face - Mae Martin: SAP 00:31
And then when they come back on, there's a woman standi...
And we get to this part where there's a sort of boat underground, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
And we get to this part where there's a sort of boat un...
And there's a boat on a track and we all get in it. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
And there's a boat on a track and we all get in it.
And we can hear Sawney Bean in the darkness, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:18
And we can hear Sawney Bean in the darkness,
You can't see your hand in front of your face, it's so dark, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
You can't see your hand in front of your face, it'...
Then I feel these hands on my back. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Then I feel these hands on my back.
Going up my back, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
Going up my back,