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In 2018, not a single new Ian registered on this planet Earth. That is true
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Mae Martin: SAP

In 2018, not a single new Ian registeredon this planet Earth. That is true

In 2018, not a single new Ian registered
on this planet Earth. That is true

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In 2018, not a single new Ian registered on this planet Earth. That is true.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:43
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
And if you're watching this, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And if you're watching this,
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex? - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex?
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering]
You're like, "Yes, we know." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
You're like, "Yes, we know."
Where you reach a certain page in the novel of your life… No. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Where you reach a certain page in the novel of your life… No...
Uh, I do feel you reach a certain age and you just have to accept - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
Uh, I do feel you reach a certain age and you just have to a...
And just fall out of your vagina. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
And just fall out of your vagina.
Or your bum hole, if you don't… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
Or your bum hole, if you don't…
Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Um…
So basically, this ex, it was a really intense relationship, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
So basically, this ex, it was a really intense relationship,
And it was a secret relationship - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And it was a secret relationship
It was so stressful. And she broke up with me, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
It was so stressful. And she broke up with me,
[chuckles] Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
[chuckles] Um…
Anyway, so at the point where this story takes place, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Anyway, so at the point where this story takes place,
I was in London and I was doing a show, and I was feeling good that night. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
I was in London and I was doing a show, and I was feeling go...
I was wearing a crisp black T-shirt and… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
I was wearing a crisp black T-shirt and…
[laughing] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
[laughing]
[crowd cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
[crowd cheering]
When you're a kid, Rumpelstiltskin this, Rumpelstiltskin… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
When you're a kid, Rumpelstiltskin this, Rumpelstiltski...
He's, like, faded into obscurity. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
He's, like, faded into obscurity.