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Mae Martin: SAP

"Come and play with me." And I finally findthe new hypothetical children, I'm like, "I...

[in child's voice]
"Come and play with me." [regular voice] I'm like, "No." [chuckling] And I finally find
the new hypothetical children, I'm like, "I have no creative energy left to name these children." Like, "Can we just call them both Ian?"
I don't know

Full Transcript

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[in child's voice] "Come and play with me."
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[regular voice] I'm like, "No."
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[chuckling] And I finally find the new hypothetical children,
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I'm like, "I have no creative energy left
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to name these children."
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Like, "Can we just call them both Ian?" I don't know.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:17
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
In 2018, there were no new Ian's born. There were no… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
In 2018, there were no new Ian's born. There were no…
In 2018, not a single new Ian registered on this planet Earth. That is true. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
In 2018, not a single new Ian registered on this planet Eart...
And if you're watching this, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And if you're watching this,
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex? - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex?
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering]
You're like, "Yes, we know." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
You're like, "Yes, we know."
Where you reach a certain page in the novel of your life… No. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Where you reach a certain page in the novel of your life… No...
Uh, I do feel you reach a certain age and you just have to accept - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
Uh, I do feel you reach a certain age and you just have to a...
And just fall out of your vagina. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
And just fall out of your vagina.
Or your bum hole, if you don't… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
Or your bum hole, if you don't…
Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Um…
So basically, this ex, it was a really intense relationship, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
So basically, this ex, it was a really intense relationship,
And it was a secret relationship - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And it was a secret relationship
It was so stressful. And she broke up with me, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
It was so stressful. And she broke up with me,
[chuckles] Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
[chuckles] Um…
Anyway, so at the point where this story takes place, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Anyway, so at the point where this story takes place,
I was in London and I was doing a show, and I was feeling good that night. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
I was in London and I was doing a show, and I was feeling go...
I was wearing a crisp black T-shirt and… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
I was wearing a crisp black T-shirt and…
[laughing] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
[laughing]
[crowd cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
[crowd cheering]