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Mae Martin: SAP

If I'm not ready and it's coming,I'm walking backwards

[nervous laugh] If I'm not ready and it's coming,
I'm walking backwards

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If I'm not ready and it's coming, I'm walking backwards.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:00
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
I'm going, "Okay…" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
I'm going, "Okay…"
I do, I guess, still get that self-destructive feeling. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
I do, I guess, still get that self-destructive feeling.
I feel like we all kind of sometimes have those impulses - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
I feel like we all kind of sometimes have those impulses
Constantly. Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
Constantly. Um…
I don't usually have an opening act, or a tour manager, or whatever. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
I don't usually have an opening act, or a tour manager,...
I have these long days in these random cities in the UK. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
I have these long days in these random cities in the UK.
I was Scotland, in Edinburgh, by myself for the day, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
I was Scotland, in Edinburgh, by myself for the day,
And, like, I had just seen Trainspotting, so I was like, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
And, like, I had just seen Trainspotting, so I was like,
That's kind of like the London dungeons, where it's like this horror, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
That's kind of like the London dungeons, where it'...
So I was like, "Great." Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
So I was like, "Great." Um…
And then they give you a key and they project a graveyard - Mae Martin: SAP 00:14
And then they give you a key and they project a graveyard
So, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
So,
It's tourists and families, there's like ten of us. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
It's tourists and families, there's like ten of us...
We're about to go through it, and this guy comes out, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
We're about to go through it, and this guy comes out,
He's covered in blood and he's got a big butcher's knife, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
He's covered in blood and he's got a big butcher&#...
He's like, "Welcome to the Edinburgh dungeons, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:30
He's like, "Welcome to the Edinburgh dungeons,
So I was like, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
So I was like,
Like it's just… I'm quaking with fear. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
Like it's just… I'm quaking with fear.
They do this thing where they love to turn off all the lights, pitch-black. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
They do this thing where they love to turn off all the light...
And then when they come back on, there's a woman standing an inch from your face - Mae Martin: SAP 00:31
And then when they come back on, there's a woman standi...