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Mae Martin: SAP

Not if you-- Wait, not if you… Not "if you can believethat men can be lovely." Of course...

Not if you-- Wait, not if you… Not "if you can believe
that men can be lovely." Of course they can

Full Transcript

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Not if you-- Wait, not if you…
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Not "if you can believe that men can be lovely."
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Of course they can.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:53
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
But if you can believe that I… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
But if you can believe that I…
Like, at this point, we both have big exes in our past. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Like, at this point, we both have big exes in our past.
You know what I mean? We're never going to be that big ex for each other. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
You know what I mean? We're never going to be that big ...
Like, we're never gonna properly traumatize each other, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:18
Like, we're never gonna properly traumatize each other,
He just goes, "If we had kids one day, what would we name our kids?" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
He just goes, "If we had kids one day, what would we na...
I was like… [sighs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:31
I was like… [sighs]
[in child's voice] "Come and play with me." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:17
[in child's voice] "Come and play with me."
In 2018, there were no new Ian's born. There were no… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
In 2018, there were no new Ian's born. There were no…
In 2018, not a single new Ian registered on this planet Earth. That is true. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
In 2018, not a single new Ian registered on this planet Eart...
And if you're watching this, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And if you're watching this,
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex? - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex?
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering]
You're like, "Yes, we know." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
You're like, "Yes, we know."
Where you reach a certain page in the novel of your life… No. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Where you reach a certain page in the novel of your life… No...
Uh, I do feel you reach a certain age and you just have to accept - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
Uh, I do feel you reach a certain age and you just have to a...
And just fall out of your vagina. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
And just fall out of your vagina.
Or your bum hole, if you don't… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
Or your bum hole, if you don't…
Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Um…
So basically, this ex, it was a really intense relationship, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
So basically, this ex, it was a really intense relationship,
And it was a secret relationship - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And it was a secret relationship