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Mae Martin: SAP

Or your bum hole, if you don't… And you have to carry around a plastic bagjust in case you...

Or your bum hole, if you don't… And you have to carry around a plastic bag
just in case you have to collect your… [laughs] It's disgusting

Full Transcript

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Or your bum hole, if you don't…
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And you have to carry around a plastic bag just in case you have to collect your…
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[laughs]
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It's disgusting.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:34
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Um…
So basically, this ex, it was a really intense relationship, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
So basically, this ex, it was a really intense relationship,
And it was a secret relationship - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And it was a secret relationship
It was so stressful. And she broke up with me, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
It was so stressful. And she broke up with me,
[chuckles] Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
[chuckles] Um…
Anyway, so at the point where this story takes place, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Anyway, so at the point where this story takes place,
I was in London and I was doing a show, and I was feeling good that night. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
I was in London and I was doing a show, and I was feeling go...
I was wearing a crisp black T-shirt and… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
I was wearing a crisp black T-shirt and…
[laughing] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
[laughing]
[crowd cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
[crowd cheering]
When you're a kid, Rumpelstiltskin this, Rumpelstiltskin… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
When you're a kid, Rumpelstiltskin this, Rumpelstiltski...
He's, like, faded into obscurity. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
He's, like, faded into obscurity.
Anyway, so I'm feeling good on this particular night, feeling crisp. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Anyway, so I'm feeling good on this particular night, f...
Feeling shorn, and, uh… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Feeling shorn, and, uh…
And I go to the green room afterwards. Out the green room door to meet Joe. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
And I go to the green room afterwards. Out the green room do...
And I'm… It was a good show. I'm like, "Hey, man. Fun show." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
And I'm… It was a good show. I'm like, "Hey, ...
Just all the color has left his face, and he just goes, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:25
Just all the color has left his face, and he just goes,
And then I thought, "No." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
And then I thought, "No."
So, I'm like, "No, we'll go upstairs." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
So, I'm like, "No, we'll go upstairs."
I see, there she is with our mutual friends and, um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
I see, there she is with our mutual friends and, um…