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Mae Martin: SAP

So they go in after him.Into the forest. And… Imagine this. This is the sightthey're...

So they go in after him.
Into the forest. And… Imagine this. This is the sight
they're confronted with, okay?

Full Transcript

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So they go in after him. Into the forest. And…
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Imagine this. This is the sight they're confronted with, okay?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:14
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
There's a lone moose. A huge moose in the background. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
There's a lone moose. A huge moose in the background.
Um… [laughs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Um… [laughs]
Little-- In neat rows stretching through the forest. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Little-- In neat rows stretching through the forest.
This has obviously been going on a long time and it's now amped up. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
This has obviously been going on a long time and it's n...
They're like, "Fuck." And, uh… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
They're like, "Fuck." And, uh…
They approach him gently. They're like, "Hey, Gar. Um…" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:27
They approach him gently. They're like, "Hey, Gar....
"And now it's just kind of what I do." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
"And now it's just kind of what I do."
He's my hero, I… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
He's my hero, I…
You can't fuck with the mail, that's a federal offense. Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
You can't fuck with the mail, that's a federal off...
'Cause he'd be like, "I want to bury it. Argh!" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:23
'Cause he'd be like, "I want to bury it. Argh...
Especially, I'm struggling to feel that enthusiasm in my romantic life. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Especially, I'm struggling to feel that enthusiasm in m...
-[scattered cheers] -But post-pandemic dating, like, I'm… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
-[scattered cheers] -But post-pandemic dating, like, I'...
Obsessed with finding "the one." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:24
Obsessed with finding "the one."
Not if you-- Wait, not if you… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
Not if you-- Wait, not if you…
But if you can believe that I… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
But if you can believe that I…
Like, at this point, we both have big exes in our past. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Like, at this point, we both have big exes in our past.
You know what I mean? We're never going to be that big ex for each other. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
You know what I mean? We're never going to be that big ...
Like, we're never gonna properly traumatize each other, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:18
Like, we're never gonna properly traumatize each other,
He just goes, "If we had kids one day, what would we name our kids?" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
He just goes, "If we had kids one day, what would we na...
I was like… [sighs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:31
I was like… [sighs]