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Mae Martin: SAP

They approach him gently.They're like, "Hey, Gar. Um…" "I…" "We noticed you've been...

They approach him gently.
They're like, "Hey, Gar. Um…" [clicks tongue] "I…" "We noticed you've been burying the mail." "And we were just wondering,
why are you doing that?" And in the news article, this was
the direct quote from the mailman, in answer to the question,
"Why are you burying the mail?" This is what he said. He said, "I did it once, it felt good."

Full Transcript

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They approach him gently. They're like, "Hey, Gar. Um…"
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[clicks tongue] "I…"
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"We noticed you've been burying the mail."
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"And we were just wondering, why are you doing that?"
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And in the news article, this was the direct quote from the mailman,
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in answer to the question, "Why are you burying the mail?"
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This is what he said. He said,
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"I did it once, it felt good."
Duration
27 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:00
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
"And now it's just kind of what I do." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
"And now it's just kind of what I do."
He's my hero, I… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
He's my hero, I…
You can't fuck with the mail, that's a federal offense. Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
You can't fuck with the mail, that's a federal off...
'Cause he'd be like, "I want to bury it. Argh!" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:23
'Cause he'd be like, "I want to bury it. Argh...
Especially, I'm struggling to feel that enthusiasm in my romantic life. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Especially, I'm struggling to feel that enthusiasm in m...
-[scattered cheers] -But post-pandemic dating, like, I'm… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
-[scattered cheers] -But post-pandemic dating, like, I'...
Obsessed with finding "the one." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:24
Obsessed with finding "the one."
Not if you-- Wait, not if you… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
Not if you-- Wait, not if you…
But if you can believe that I… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
But if you can believe that I…
Like, at this point, we both have big exes in our past. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Like, at this point, we both have big exes in our past.
You know what I mean? We're never going to be that big ex for each other. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
You know what I mean? We're never going to be that big ...
Like, we're never gonna properly traumatize each other, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:18
Like, we're never gonna properly traumatize each other,
He just goes, "If we had kids one day, what would we name our kids?" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
He just goes, "If we had kids one day, what would we na...
I was like… [sighs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:31
I was like… [sighs]
[in child's voice] "Come and play with me." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:17
[in child's voice] "Come and play with me."
In 2018, there were no new Ian's born. There were no… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
In 2018, there were no new Ian's born. There were no…
In 2018, not a single new Ian registered on this planet Earth. That is true. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
In 2018, not a single new Ian registered on this planet Eart...
And if you're watching this, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And if you're watching this,
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex? - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Wait, so do you guys know what I mean when I say big ex?
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
-Like, you have your exes. -[scattered cheering]