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Mae Martin: SAP

Um… And they see, as far as the eye can see, there are hundreds of pilesof freshly turned...

Um… [laughs] And they see, as far as the eye can see, there are hundreds of piles
of freshly turned earth

Full Transcript

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Um… [laughs]
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And they see, as far as the eye can see,
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there are hundreds of piles of freshly turned earth.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:32
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
Little-- In neat rows stretching through the forest. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Little-- In neat rows stretching through the forest.
This has obviously been going on a long time and it's now amped up. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
This has obviously been going on a long time and it's n...
They're like, "Fuck." And, uh… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
They're like, "Fuck." And, uh…
They approach him gently. They're like, "Hey, Gar. Um…" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:27
They approach him gently. They're like, "Hey, Gar....
"And now it's just kind of what I do." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
"And now it's just kind of what I do."
He's my hero, I… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
He's my hero, I…
You can't fuck with the mail, that's a federal offense. Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
You can't fuck with the mail, that's a federal off...
'Cause he'd be like, "I want to bury it. Argh!" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:23
'Cause he'd be like, "I want to bury it. Argh...
Especially, I'm struggling to feel that enthusiasm in my romantic life. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Especially, I'm struggling to feel that enthusiasm in m...
-[scattered cheers] -But post-pandemic dating, like, I'm… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
-[scattered cheers] -But post-pandemic dating, like, I'...
Obsessed with finding "the one." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:24
Obsessed with finding "the one."
Not if you-- Wait, not if you… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
Not if you-- Wait, not if you…
But if you can believe that I… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
But if you can believe that I…
Like, at this point, we both have big exes in our past. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Like, at this point, we both have big exes in our past.
You know what I mean? We're never going to be that big ex for each other. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
You know what I mean? We're never going to be that big ...
Like, we're never gonna properly traumatize each other, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:18
Like, we're never gonna properly traumatize each other,
He just goes, "If we had kids one day, what would we name our kids?" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
He just goes, "If we had kids one day, what would we na...
I was like… [sighs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:31
I was like… [sighs]
[in child's voice] "Come and play with me." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:17
[in child's voice] "Come and play with me."
In 2018, there were no new Ian's born. There were no… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
In 2018, there were no new Ian's born. There were no…