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Um, this is… Stay with me. So…
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Mae Martin: SAP

Um, this is… Stay with me. So… I love this story. Um… And then I'm gonna go

Um, this is… Stay with me. So… I love this story. Um… And then I'm gonna go

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Um, this is… Stay with me. So…
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I love this story. Um…
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And then I'm gonna go.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:45
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
It takes place in the forest, actually. We're back in the forest. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
It takes place in the forest, actually. We're back in t...
And, basically, in this parable, this man is being chased, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:11
And, basically, in this parable, this man is being chased,
Like, a really terrifying creature - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
Like, a really terrifying creature
Its nature is pure hunger. It wants to devour this man, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
Its nature is pure hunger. It wants to devour this man,
Just when he thinks he's gonna pass out and the beast is gonna get him, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
Just when he thinks he's gonna pass out and the beast i...
He's like, "I'll hide in the well from the beast." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:16
He's like, "I'll hide in the well from the be...
And below him, where he's headed, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
And below him, where he's headed,
And, at the last second, he sees this branch - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And, at the last second, he sees this branch
So he grabs onto it and he uses his last remaining strength - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
So he grabs onto it and he uses his last remaining strength
And the branch is creaking under his weight, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And the branch is creaking under his weight,
And he's sweating… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
And he's sweating…
If you're sweating in that crease, you are in trouble. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
If you're sweating in that crease, you are in trouble.
And suddenly he looks to the end of the branch and he sees - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And suddenly he looks to the end of the branch and he sees
He's like, "What is that?" And so he balances - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
He's like, "What is that?" And so he balances
And he puts it in his mouth and he's like, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
And he puts it in his mouth and he's like,
Hello? [laughs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
Hello? [laughs]
Okay. Uh… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Okay. Uh…
You got to get on board. Please. I've called the show SAP. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
You got to get on board. Please. I've called the show S...
Like, this was not cheap. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Like, this was not cheap.
[crowd cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
[crowd cheering]