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Mae Martin: SAP

You know what I mean? Like, "Well…" "Are you sure Limais the capital of Peru?" Um… And...

You know what I mean? Like, "Well…" "Are you sure Lima
is the capital of Peru?" Um… [chuckles] And then overnight it was like… I was obsessed with it.
I remember my friends at lunch being like, "We're gonna go out
and play at recess. Wanna come?" I'd be like, "No, there's so much work
to be done on the Internet." "There's so much going on."
I was like, "I have to copy and paste images
of Buffy the Vampire Slayer into a Word document." I then have to print that Word document

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You know what I mean? Like, "Well…"
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"Are you sure Lima is the capital of Peru?"
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Um… [chuckles]
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And then overnight it was like…
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I was obsessed with it. I remember my friends at lunch being like,
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"We're gonna go out and play at recess. Wanna come?"
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I'd be like, "No, there's so much work to be done on the Internet."
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"There's so much going on." I was like, "I have to
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copy and paste images of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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into a Word document."
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I then have to print that Word document.
Duration
37 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:34
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
Just heavy with ink. Like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
Just heavy with ink. Like…
Like, I'm busy. I-- - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
Like, I'm busy. I--
And another reason that I think puberty really hit me was, like-- - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
And another reason that I think puberty really hit me was, l...
And then for me, also, puberty triggered kind of a wild gender dysphoria - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And then for me, also, puberty triggered kind of a wild gend...
Dead silence. Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:14
Dead silence. Um…
And then suddenly puberty hit and my body's changing, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
And then suddenly puberty hit and my body's changing,
This was the very pop-fueled binary. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
This was the very pop-fueled binary.
And I went to an all-girls school, which I just, like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
And I went to an all-girls school, which I just, like…
And it was like, there's only five possible answers. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
And it was like, there's only five possible answers.
You needed to know. You'd be in the hall, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
You needed to know. You'd be in the hall,
They need to know, no judgment. They did need to know - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
They need to know, no judgment. They did need to know
It was like, "Which one are you?" And I was like, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:17
It was like, "Which one are you?" And I was like,
Like, you feel like an alien, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Like, you feel like an alien,
Like, okay, I had this trick. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Like, okay, I had this trick.
Okay, well, it's a noise that I can make with my hand. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Okay, well, it's a noise that I can make with my hand.
I'm going to do it for you now. Uh… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
I'm going to do it for you now. Uh…
[high-pitched vibrating vocalizing of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
[high-pitched vibrating vocalizing of "The Lion Sleeps ...
People would request it, they'd be like, "Do the noise." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
People would request it, they'd be like, "Do the n...
That was… That was too far, but, um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:19
That was… That was too far, but, um…
He's like, "I thought you were gonna give me a hand job." I'm like, "No." - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
He's like, "I thought you were gonna give me a han...