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Mae Martin: SAP

You'd be like, "I gotta watch that." I should just have, like,a hundred trained dogs

You'd be like, "I gotta watch that." [crowd cheering] I should just have, like,
a hundred trained dogs

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You'd be like, "I gotta watch that."
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[crowd cheering]
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I should just have, like, a hundred trained dogs.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:49
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The non-binary comedian Mae Martin speaks of a world that has gone off the rails. Among other things, Mae Martin mentions a mythical encounter with a moose and the gender spectrum in the story "Beauty and the Beast".
And they're all on their hind legs jumping - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
And they're all on their hind legs jumping
[laughs] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:08
[laughs]
So… rage, embarrassment. These are some of the feelings. Um… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:13
So… rage, embarrassment. These are some of the feelings. Um…...
You know? And I know that's kind of a useless - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
You know? And I know that's kind of a useless
I'm very nostalgic, really, for pre-puberty, if I'm being honest. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
I'm very nostalgic, really, for pre-puberty, if I'...
Like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
Like…
"Do you miss how all of our parents used to have a lot of rubber bands?" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
"Do you miss how all of our parents used to have a lot ...
"Do you miss how all parents had one big conch shell in the bathroom?" - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
"Do you miss how all parents had one big conch shell in...
And I miss the easier access to abortion and less populism. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
And I miss the easier access to abortion and less populism.
-Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. -[crowd cheering] - Mae Martin: SAP 00:10
-Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. -[crowd cheering]
First of all, I'm exactly the demographic where, um, - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
First of all, I'm exactly the demographic where, um,
I'm so lucky. I had, like, one to 13, kind of-- It wasn't around. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
I'm so lucky. I had, like, one to 13, kind of-- It wasn...
And I remember the one computer in our classroom got the Internet. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:06
And I remember the one computer in our classroom got the Int...
And overnight, the world just exploded, everything changed, it was like… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:09
And overnight, the world just exploded, everything changed, ...
Mine was hot-mae-el@hotmail.com. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Mine was [email protected].
Those were the days you could get the good email addresses. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
Those were the days you could get the good email addresses.
But it was like overnight the world went from being very manageable… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:12
But it was like overnight the world went from being very man...
It was so relaxing. It was like a finite amount of facts. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:05
It was so relaxing. It was like a finite amount of facts.
It was manageable. It wasn't… - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
It was manageable. It wasn't…
Like, no one was putting out the devil's advocate set of encyclopedias. - Mae Martin: SAP 00:07
Like, no one was putting out the devil's advocate set o...