All right, ladies and gentlemen. Hey folks, can I, can I have everybody's attention...
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All right, ladies and gentlemen. Hey folks, can I, can I have everybody's attention please? On the wall behind me, it's not just a pretty picture to distract you while you're waiting in line to take a shit. And to be honest, the way that you guys are treating this painting is upsetting my friend. This is a man's soul right here. Yeah... And he's, he's bearing it in the hopes that for a split second, you will Go beyond your own lives. Go beyond your need to just buy things. So ladies and gentlemen... This is... This is a way out. You know? So eat it up. Don't eat shoes. Don't eat skateboards. Don't eat nail polish. Eat the art
All right, ladies and gentlemen. Hey folks, can I, can I have everybody's attention please? On the wall behind me, it's not just a pretty picture to distract you while you're waiting in line to take a shit. And to be honest, the way that you guys are treating this painting is upsetting my friend. This is a man's soul right here. Yeah... And he's, he's bearing it in the hopes that for a split second, you will Go beyond your own lives. Go beyond your need to just buy things. So ladies and gentlemen... This is... This is a way out. You know? So eat it up. Don't eat shoes. Don't eat skateboards. Don't eat nail polish. Eat the art
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All right ladies and gentlemen
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Hey folks can I can I have everybody's attention please
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On the wall behind me
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it's not just a pretty picture to distract you
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while you're waiting in line to take a shit
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And to be honest the way that you guys are
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treating this painting is upsetting my friend
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This is a man's soul right here
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Yeah
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And he's he's bearing it in the hopes
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that for a split second you will go beyond your own lives
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Go beyond your need to just buy things
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So ladies and gentlemen
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This is
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This is a way out
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You know
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Ah ha ha ha ha ho
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So eat it up
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Don't eat shoes Don't eat skateboards
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Don't eat nail polish Eat the art
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Movie Summary
In this cautionary tale, three people struggle to preserve their identities as they form an eccentric love triangle within the fast-moving internet age.
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