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When Rachel Phelps inherits the Cleveland Indians from her deceased husband, she's determined to move the team to a warmer climate—but only a losing season will make that possible, which should be easy given the misfits she's hired. Rachel is sure her dream will come true, but she underestimates their will to succeed.

Director: David S. Ward
Writer: David S. Ward
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $49,797,148
Released: 07 Apr 1989
Awards: 1 nomination
And the Indians win it The Indians win it - Major League 00:05 And the Indians win it The Indians win it I don't think I ever got your name - Major League 00:51 I don't think I ever got your name Year after this I go free agent - Major League 00:22 Year after this I go free agent Taylor what are you doin' back up here - Major League 00:09 Taylor what are you doin' back up here What happened to the new whirlpool we're supposed to get - Major League 00:27 What happened to the new whirlpool we're supposed to... Jackson deals Hayes pops it up - Major League 00:08 Jackson deals Hayes pops it up About time it's eight nothing - Major League 00:03 About time it's eight nothing Haywood swings and crushes one towards South America - Major League 00:09 Haywood swings and crushes one towards South America Stay away from her - Major League 00:08 Stay away from her Let's cut through the crap Vaughn I only got one thing to say to you - Major League 00:12 Let's cut through the crap Vaughn I only got one thing... Well What team do you play for Jake - Major League 00:46 Well What team do you play for Jake You threw at him intentionally - Major League 00:16 You threw at him intentionally I hate this fuckin' song - Major League 00:05 I hate this fuckin' song Sit down Charlie - Major League 00:04 Sit down Charlie I don't chase ballplayers - Major League 00:10 I don't chase ballplayers Nice throw dickhead - Major League 00:05 Nice throw dickhead Mind if I join you - Major League 00:39 Mind if I join you No way No way Too high Too high - Major League 00:07 No way No way Too high Too high Come on Dorn Get in front of the damn ball - Major League 00:07 Come on Dorn Get in front of the damn ball Don't you guys go anywhere - Major League 00:06 Don't you guys go anywhere This old body could use a soak - Major League 00:38 This old body could use a soak Because he's only high priced - Major League 00:32 Because he's only high priced Look at this fucking guy - Major League 00:04 Look at this fucking guy Nine to nothing - Major League 00:17 Nine to nothing I only got one thing to say to you - Major League 00:12 I only got one thing to say to you You threw at him intentionally - Major League 00:24 You threw at him intentionally Can I have your autograph - Major League 00:33 Can I have your autograph I had a pair just like them - Major League 00:21 I had a pair just like them Including nosehair - Major League 00:23 Including nosehair Up your butt Jobu - Major League 00:09 Up your butt Jobu On how we can get worse - Major League 00:27 On how we can get worse Vaughn's been looking good out there today - Major League 00:11 Vaughn's been looking good out there today I think he'll fit right in with our team concept - Major League 00:07 I think he'll fit right in with our team concept You can run like Hays - Major League 00:18 You can run like Hays This is Charlie Donovan of the Clevland Indians - Major League 00:53 This is Charlie Donovan of the Clevland Indians Get in front of the damn ball - Major League 00:15 Get in front of the damn ball Hey Lou - Major League 00:40 Hey Lou Thanks for the beer - Major League 00:19 Thanks for the beer This guy hits a ton - Major League 00:11 This guy hits a ton Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum - Major League 00:12 Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum We should have gotten a live chicken - Major League 00:05 We should have gotten a live chicken He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken - Major League 00:11 He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken You want me to go get him - Major League 00:07 You want me to go get him Willie Mays Hayes - Major League 00:07 Willie Mays Hayes This guy threw at his own son in a father son game - Major League 00:13 This guy threw at his own son in a father son game Wild thing - Major League 00:14 Wild thing You make my heart sing - Major League 00:10 You make my heart sing This game should be over by now - Major League 00:40 This game should be over by now Mitchell Freidman - Major League 00:03 Mitchell Freidman You can close the book on Kellner - Major League 00:08 You can close the book on Kellner Hats for bats - Major League 00:16 Hats for bats The American Express Card - Major League 00:12 The American Express Card How good are you - Major League 00:20 How good are you I'm deeply moved Every time you play one off your hips - Major League 00:12 I'm deeply moved Every time you play one off your hips What do you mean - Major League 00:17 What do you mean They could be a lot worse - Major League 00:08 They could be a lot worse There's Jake Taylor - Major League 00:19 There's Jake Taylor The ball slipped out of my hand It was an accident - Major League 00:08 The ball slipped out of my hand It was an accident What you reading that for - Major League 00:43 What you reading that for What a bunch of bullshit - Major League 00:23 What a bunch of bullshit What's that shit on your chest - Major League 00:37 What's that shit on your chest How's your wife and my kids - Major League 00:09 How's your wife and my kids Don't fuck with me - Major League 00:20 Don't fuck with me The Indians win it - Major League 00:08 The Indians win it It is out of here - Major League 00:16 It is out of here Hell of a situation we got here - Major League 00:28 Hell of a situation we got here Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories - Major League 00:11 Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories I've got it right here in my contract - Major League 00:18 I've got it right here in my contract We're still in this game - Major League 00:37 We're still in this game Going somewhere - Major League 00:09 Going somewhere Anything to add - Major League 00:11 Anything to add Jobu needs a refill - Major League 00:08 Jobu needs a refill Call the stewardess - Major League 00:12 Call the stewardess Hows the knees holding up - Major League 00:29 Hows the knees holding up I've had it with this nickel and dime stuff - Major League 00:24 I've had it with this nickel and dime stuff What the hell league you been playing in - Major League 00:13 What the hell league you been playing in But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years - Major League 00:49 But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years You really knocked the crap out of that one - Major League 00:49 You really knocked the crap out of that one In case you haven't noticed - Major League 00:16 In case you haven't noticed

Cast

Jake Taylor - Tom Berenger
Ricky Vaughn - Charlie Sheen
Roger Dorn - Corbin Bernsen
Rachel Phelps - Margaret Whitton
Lou Brown - James Gammon