Don't steal home without it
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[Dressed in tuxedos, every team member, except Willie, stands behind Home Plate and looks at us] Everybody:
Hello. Do you know us? [Everybody, except Rick, puts on their caps] Everybody:
We're a Major League Baseball team. Jake Taylor:
But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years, nobody recognizes us - not even in our own home town. Eddie Harris:
That's why we carry the American Express card. Rick Vaughn:
No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool. You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places. Pedro Cerrano:
[pointing to us]
So if you're looking for some Big-League clout, apply for that little green home-run hitter. Roger Dorn:
Look what it's done for US. People still DON'T recognize us but... [Roger snaps his fingers] Lou Brown:
We're contenders now. [Also dressed in a tuxedo, Willie slides into home plate and holds up a green credit card] Willie Mays Hayes:
The American Express card: Don't steal home without it
Hello. Do you know us? [Everybody, except Rick, puts on their caps] Everybody:
We're a Major League Baseball team. Jake Taylor:
But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years, nobody recognizes us - not even in our own home town. Eddie Harris:
That's why we carry the American Express card. Rick Vaughn:
No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool. You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places. Pedro Cerrano:
[pointing to us]
So if you're looking for some Big-League clout, apply for that little green home-run hitter. Roger Dorn:
Look what it's done for US. People still DON'T recognize us but... [Roger snaps his fingers] Lou Brown:
We're contenders now. [Also dressed in a tuxedo, Willie slides into home plate and holds up a green credit card] Willie Mays Hayes:
The American Express card: Don't steal home without it
Full Transcript
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Hello Do you know us
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We're a Major League baseball team
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But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years
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nobody recognizes us
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not even in our own hometown
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That's why we carry the American Express card
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No matter how far out of first we are it's cool
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You know it keeps us from getting shut out
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at our favorite hotels and restaurant type places
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So if you're looking for some big league clout
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apply for that little green home run hitter
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Look what it's done for us
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People still don't recognize us but
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We're contenders now
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The American Express card Don't steal home without it
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Movie Summary
When Rachel Phelps inherits the Cleveland Indians from her deceased husband, she's determined to move the team to a warmer climate—but only a losing season will make that possible, which should be easy given the misfits she's hired. Rachel is sure her dream will come true, but she underestimates their will to succeed.
Actors
Jake Taylor
Eddie Harris
Pedro Cerrano
Roger Dorn
Lou Brown
Willie Mays Hayes
Ricky Vaughn
