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Lou Brown:
Oh, this old body could use a soak... Roger Dorn:
Yeah, but you won't like it too much,'cuase it ain't working again. Lou Brown:
Dammit, I thought that they were gonna replace this thing! Eddie Harris:
[Coming in]
Hey! there's no hot water in here! Lou Brown:
I've had it with this nickel and dime stuff! I want that bitch on the phone! Rachel Phelps:
[Coming in]
You wanna talk to the bitch? Lou Brown:
Yeah. Rachel Phelps:
Shouldn't you cover yourself up with a towel, Mr. Brown? Lou Brown:
We're out of towels. And I'm too old to go diving into lockers. Rachel Phelps:
I can take it if you can. Lou Brown:
What happened to the new whirlpool we were supposed to get? Rachel Phelps:
Our budget has forced us to cut back on equipment. Rachel Phelps:
[Knocks on Vaughn's athletic cup] Rachel Phelps:
ooh, cups still work though. Guess you're gonna have to fix the old whirlpool. Lou Brown:
We've fixed it six times already! Now there's no hot water in the shower! Rachel Phelps:
The pipes in this building are old and rusty. Lou Brown:
How am I supposed to take care of my players with no hot water and no therapy equipment? Rachel Phelps:
Your players have to get a little tougher. What are they a bunch of pansies? [while holding a pair of leopard briefs] Rachel Phelps:
[the rest of the team makes an obscene gesture behind her back] Lou Brown:
Over 162 games and even tough guys get strains... Sore arms... Muscle pulls... Rachel Phelps:
It's only temporary. If I can get anybody to watch this team none of this would be necessary. Rachel Phelps:
[walking out] Rachel Phelps:
You're lucky I can still afford to pay your salary
Oh, this old body could use a soak... Roger Dorn:
Yeah, but you won't like it too much,'cuase it ain't working again. Lou Brown:
Dammit, I thought that they were gonna replace this thing! Eddie Harris:
[Coming in]
Hey! there's no hot water in here! Lou Brown:
I've had it with this nickel and dime stuff! I want that bitch on the phone! Rachel Phelps:
[Coming in]
You wanna talk to the bitch? Lou Brown:
Yeah. Rachel Phelps:
Shouldn't you cover yourself up with a towel, Mr. Brown? Lou Brown:
We're out of towels. And I'm too old to go diving into lockers. Rachel Phelps:
I can take it if you can. Lou Brown:
What happened to the new whirlpool we were supposed to get? Rachel Phelps:
Our budget has forced us to cut back on equipment. Rachel Phelps:
[Knocks on Vaughn's athletic cup] Rachel Phelps:
ooh, cups still work though. Guess you're gonna have to fix the old whirlpool. Lou Brown:
We've fixed it six times already! Now there's no hot water in the shower! Rachel Phelps:
The pipes in this building are old and rusty. Lou Brown:
How am I supposed to take care of my players with no hot water and no therapy equipment? Rachel Phelps:
Your players have to get a little tougher. What are they a bunch of pansies? [while holding a pair of leopard briefs] Rachel Phelps:
[the rest of the team makes an obscene gesture behind her back] Lou Brown:
Over 162 games and even tough guys get strains... Sore arms... Muscle pulls... Rachel Phelps:
It's only temporary. If I can get anybody to watch this team none of this would be necessary. Rachel Phelps:
[walking out] Rachel Phelps:
You're lucky I can still afford to pay your salary
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Oh boy this old body could use a soak
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Yeah Well forget it cause it ain't workin' again
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Damn it I thought they were gonna replace this thing
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Hey No hot water in here
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I've had it with this nickel and dime stuff
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I'm gonna get that bitch on the phone
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You wanted to talk to the bitch Yeah
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Don't you think you ought to cover yourself
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with a towel first Mr Brown
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We're out of towels
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and I'm too old to go diving into lockers
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I can take it if you can
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Movie Summary
When Rachel Phelps inherits the Cleveland Indians from her deceased husband, she's determined to move the team to a warmer climate—but only a losing season will make that possible, which should be easy given the misfits she's hired. Rachel is sure her dream will come true, but she underestimates their will to succeed.



