Oh, this old body could use a soak... Yeah, but you won't like it too much,'cuase it ain't...

Lou Brown: Oh, this old body could use a soak... Roger Dorn: Yeah, but you won't like it too much,'cuase it ain't working again. Lou Brown: Dammit, I thought that they were gonna replace this thing! Eddie Harris: [Coming in] Hey! there's no hot water in here! Lou Brown: I've had it with this nickel and dime stuff! I want that bitch on the phone! Rachel Phelps: [Coming in] You wanna talk to the bitch? Lou Brown: Yeah. Rachel Phelps: Shouldn't you cover yourself up with a towel, Mr. Brown? Lou Brown: We're out of towels. And I'm too old to go diving into lockers. Rachel Phelps: I can take it if you can. Lou Brown: What happened to the new whirlpool we were supposed to get? Rachel Phelps: Our budget has forced us to cut back on equipment. Rachel Phelps: [Knocks on Vaughn's athletic cup] Rachel Phelps: ooh, cups still work though. Guess you're gonna have to fix the old whirlpool. Lou Brown: We've fixed it six times already! Now there's no hot water in the shower! Rachel Phelps: The pipes in this building are old and rusty. Lou Brown: How am I supposed to take care of my players with no hot water and no therapy equipment? Rachel Phelps: Your players have to get a little tougher. What are they a bunch of pansies? [while holding a pair of leopard briefs] Rachel Phelps: [the rest of the team makes an obscene gesture behind her back] Lou Brown: Over 162 games and even tough guys get strains... Sore arms... Muscle pulls... Rachel Phelps: It's only temporary. If I can get anybody to watch this team none of this would be necessary. Rachel Phelps: [walking out] Rachel Phelps: You're lucky I can still afford to pay your salary.