I haven't got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you...
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Rick Vaughn:
[Seeing Harris take off his shirt, revealing white suff on his chest]
What's that shit on your chest? Eddie Harris:
[Looking at his chest]
Crisco. Eddie Harris:
[wiping it across his head] Eddie Harris:
Bardol. Eddie Harris:
[wiping it along his waist line] Eddie Harris:
Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeo up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just... Eddie Harris:
[wipes his nose] Eddie Harris:
...wipe my nose. Rick Vaughn:
You put snot on the ball? Eddie Harris:
I haven't got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too
[Seeing Harris take off his shirt, revealing white suff on his chest]
What's that shit on your chest? Eddie Harris:
[Looking at his chest]
Crisco. Eddie Harris:
[wiping it across his head] Eddie Harris:
Bardol. Eddie Harris:
[wiping it along his waist line] Eddie Harris:
Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeo up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just... Eddie Harris:
[wipes his nose] Eddie Harris:
...wipe my nose. Rick Vaughn:
You put snot on the ball? Eddie Harris:
I haven't got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too
Full Transcript
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What's that shit on your chest
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Crisco
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Bardahl
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Vagisil
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Any one of 'em will give you
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another 2 to 3 inches drop on your curve ball
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Course if the umps are watching me close
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I just rub a little jalapeno inside my nose get it running
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Then if I need to load the ball up a little
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I just wipe my nose
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You put snot on the ball
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I haven't got an arm like yours I gotta put anything on it I can find
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Someday you will too
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Movie Summary
When Rachel Phelps inherits the Cleveland Indians from her deceased husband, she's determined to move the team to a warmer climate—but only a losing season will make that possible, which should be easy given the misfits she's hired. Rachel is sure her dream will come true, but she underestimates their will to succeed.
Actors
Eddie Harris
Ricky Vaughn
