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Major Payne

A recently discharged Major finds himself commanding a group of mismatched Cadets.

Director

Nick Castle

Year

Genre

adventure, comedy, family

Box Office

$29,412,050

Production

Universal Pictures,Wife 'n' Kids

Awards

N/A

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Maj. Benson Payne

Lt. Col. Stone

Michael Ironside

Huge Biker

Bam Bam Bigelow

Cadet Bryan

Cadet Kevin 'Tiger' Dunne

Cadet Sgt. Johnson

Peyton Chesson-Fohl

Cadet Leland

Stephen Coleman

Police Sergeant

Wellington Cadet Captain

New Cadet

Joshua Todd Diveley

Smart Ass Soldier

Robert Faraoni Jr.

Lt. Wiseman

Gen. Decker

Dr. Phillips

Col. Braggart

Blind New Cadet

Cadet Dotson

Mr. Shipman

Cadet Fox

Mark W. Madison

MP

Cadet Alex Stone

Cadet Wuliger

Emily Walburn

Soldier

Bleeding Soldier

Leonard L. Thomas

Guerilla Leader

Miss Goodman

Cadet Deak Williams

Damien Dante Wayans

Cadet Heathcoat

R. Stephen Wiles

Marksman

Cadet

Chopper pilot

Chopper Pilot

John Louis Fischer

Weightlifter

P. Rodney Barnes

Terrorist

Sports Fan

Cadet

Brian McTamaney

Army Officer

Robert Shepherd

Soldier

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Gen. Decker Cadets Kevin 'tiger' Dunn Cadet Alex Stone Dr. Phillips Cadet Fox Maj. Benson Payne Emily Walburn Cadet Williams Cadet Bryan Cadet Dotson

A squad that lives together - Major Payne

A squad that lives together

What did you say - Major Payne

What did you say

What's your damage - Major Payne

What's your damage

I have to go to the bathroom - Major Payne

I have to go to the bathroom

My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne - Major Payne

My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne

What's your name - Major Payne

What's your name

You'll get no sympathy from me - Major Payne

You'll get no sympathy from me

Let me tell you something - Major Payne

Let me tell you something

WHAT are the boys doing in those DRESSES - Major Payne

WHAT are the boys doing in those DRESSES

On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered round - Major Payne

On the day I was born The nurses all gathered round

You had better give up, senor
You cannot kiII us aII - Major Payne

You had better give up, senor You cannot kiII us aII

You had better give up senor You cannot kiII us aII - Major Payne

You had better give up senor You cannot kiII us aII

[Payne] It's been two whole weeks
since I killed me a man - Major Payne

[Payne] It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a m...

Little did I know what awaited for me - Major Payne

Little did I know what awaited for me

[tannoy] The Glee Club
will be meeting at 330 - Major Payne

[tannoy] The Glee Club will be meeting at 330

Will the teachers
please report to the quad - Major Payne

Will the teachers please report to the quad

My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne - Major Payne

My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne

I have to go to the bathroom - Major Payne

I have to go to the bathroom

Major Payne reporting for duty - Major Payne

Major Payne reporting for duty

Did I give you permission to sneeze - Major Payne

Did I give you permission to sneeze

What are you laughin' at pig boy - Major Payne

What are you laughin' at pig boy

Whoo You's a pure genius - Major Payne

Whoo You's a pure genius

What are you lookin' at ass eyes - Major Payne

What are you lookin' at ass eyes

And what is your damage muscle head You stupid - Major Payne

And what is your damage muscle head You stupid

What's your name, girlie-mouth? - Major Payne

What's your name, girlie-mouth?

My little group of shaved scrotum sacks - Major Payne

My little group of shaved scrotum sacks

Major Payne could you please help me to understand - Major Payne

Major Payne could you please help me to understand

What do you want - Major Payne

What do you want

What do you want, Mr Pee-body? - Major Payne

What do you want, Mr Pee-body?

You think I owe you an apology? - Major Payne

You think I owe you an apology?

Why do I feel Iike a jackass? - Major Payne

Why do I feel Iike a jackass?

Let's go let's go let's go Come on - Major Payne

Let's go let's go let's go Come on

Welcome to the house of Payne - Major Payne

Welcome to the house of Payne

You eyeball me again I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag - Major Payne

You eyeball me again I'll snatch it out and put it in...

We gonna' start the hard stuff - Major Payne

We gonna' start the hard stuff

It is now - Major Payne

Who's the dummy now? - Major Payne

Who's the dummy now?

- Major Payne, sir?
- Can't you see I'm eatin', turd? - Major Payne

- Major Payne, sir? - Can't you see I'm eatin'...

[a gurgle] - Major Payne

Why me - Major Payne

It's been four hours He hasn't blinked - Major Payne

It's been four hours He hasn't blinked

Man, you sure about this?
He Iooks awake to me - Major Payne

Man, you sure about this? He Iooks awake to me

- Get in
- Can't I just stand beside the bed? - Major Payne

- Get in - Can't I just stand beside the bed?

- Now put your head on his shoulder
- Are you crazy? - Major Payne

- Now put your head on his shoulder - Are you crazy?

HeIIo, Betty - Major Payne

'Cause we feel good in a dress - Major Payne

'Cause we feel good in a dress

What are the boys doing in those dresses - Major Payne

What are the boys doing in those dresses

I want you to read this book - Major Payne

I want you to read this book

You're in charge of the green boys - Major Payne

You're in charge of the green boys

You know what a nightmare is - Major Payne

You know what a nightmare is

Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice - Major Payne

Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme...

And if he's still in there he ain't happy - Major Payne

And if he's still in there he ain't happy

- What's your angle? You plottin' on me?
- No, sir! - Major Payne

- What's your angle? You plottin' on me? - No, sir...

He's just trying to show you some affection - Major Payne

He's just trying to show you some affection

Payne's not here He's in our ass - Major Payne

Payne's not here He's in our ass

Don't you feel dumb - Major Payne

Don't you feel dumb

AII right, Iadies - Major Payne

AII right, Iadies

What beanstalk you fall from - Major Payne

What beanstalk you fall from

I heard you've been givin' these boys
a hard time - Major Payne

I heard you've been givin' these boys a hard time

Heh heh heh - Major Payne

What I'm gonna do is take this right foot
and put it across the Ieft side of your face - Major Payne

What I'm gonna do is take this right foot and put it ac...

SOMEBODY'S gonna answer for this blood from my lip - Major Payne

SOMEBODY'S gonna answer for this blood from my lip

If I'm the new squad Ieader,
my first order is to screw you, sir! - Major Payne

If I'm the new squad Ieader, my first order is to screw...

I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass - Major Payne

I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass

- You want me gone, boy?
- Yes, sir - Major Payne

- You want me gone, boy? - Yes, sir

They won't let me go on a Black Op - Major Payne

They won't let me go on a Black Op

Chugga chugga chugga Chugga chugga Toot toot - Major Payne

Chugga chugga chugga Chugga chugga Toot toot

To be continued - Major Payne

To be continued

I don't suppose you dance? - Major Payne

I don't suppose you dance?

WiIIiams, you take these guys
and fan out the Ieft flank of the school Go! - Major Payne

WiIIiams, you take these guys and fan out the Ieft flank of ...

[man] Ahem - Major Payne

I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now - Major Payne

I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by...

Goodnight - Major Payne

[tannoy]
Welcome, parents, to Madison School - Major Payne

[tannoy] Welcome, parents, to Madison School

Now, I'm gonna ask you nicely,
please return to your vehicle - Major Payne

Now, I'm gonna ask you nicely, please return to your ve...

Squad! Atten-hut! - Major Payne

Squad! Atten-hut!

You're still a shit sandwich - Major Payne

You're still a shit sandwich

Squad! Atten-hut! - Major Payne

Squad! Atten-hut!

Sir, the major wiII be there, sir! - Major Payne

Sir, the major wiII be there, sir!

Hey, Major Where you goin'? - Major Payne

Hey, Major Where you goin'?

I never said family don't break up - Major Payne

I never said family don't break up

Where are you going - Major Payne

Where are you going

[tannoy] Taggert, present arms - Major Payne

[tannoy] Taggert, present arms

Madison, present arms! - Major Payne

Madison, present arms!

Welcome, men, to WeIIington Academy - Major Payne

Welcome, men, to WeIIington Academy

Good shot, WiIIiams I got nothin'
to say to you AII right, Fox Keep goin' - Major Payne

Good shot, WiIIiams I got nothin' to say to you AII rig...

[Emily's voice] Benson - Major Payne

[Emily's voice] Benson

On your mark Get set - Major Payne

On your mark Get set

Faster, Heathcoat Over the waII Go! Go! - Major Payne

Faster, Heathcoat Over the waII Go! Go!

He just tripped him! - Major Payne

He just tripped him!

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A recently discharged Major finds himself commanding a group of mismatched Cadets.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Nick Castle

Writer: Joe Connelly, Bob Mosher, William Roberts

Production: Universal Pictures,Wife 'n' Kids

Genre: adventure, comedy, family

Year: 1995

MetaScore: 34/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice: $29,412,050

Released: 24 Mar 1995

Awards: N/A

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