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"Major Payne" quotes

Major Payne poster
A recently discharged Major finds himself commanding a group of mismatched Cadets.

Director: Nick Castle
Writer: Joe Connelly, Bob Mosher, William Roberts
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $29,412,050
Released: 24 Mar 1995
Awards: N/A

54 video clips

Gen. DeckerCadetsKevin 'tiger' DunnCadet Alex StoneDr. PhillipsCadet FoxMaj. Benson PayneEmily WalburnCadet WilliamsCadet BryanCadet Dotson
What did you say - Major Payne 01:06 What did you say My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne - Major Payne 01:46 My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne What's your name - Major Payne 01:03 What's your name WHAT are the boys doing in those DRESSES - Major Payne 01:20 WHAT are the boys doing in those DRESSES Let me tell you something - Major Payne 01:13 Let me tell you something You'll get no sympathy from me - Major Payne 02:41 You'll get no sympathy from me I have to go to the bathroom - Major Payne 00:40 I have to go to the bathroom What's your damage - Major Payne 01:13 What's your damage A squad that lives together - Major Payne 00:43 A squad that lives together I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass - Major Payne 00:18 I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass Apparently he had a little accident - Major Payne 00:21 Apparently he had a little accident Maybe what he need - Major Payne 00:47 Maybe what he need Don't you feel dumb - Major Payne 00:18 Don't you feel dumb And if he's still in there he ain't happy - Major Payne 00:07 And if he's still in there he ain't happy Guys like us are becoming dinosaurs - Major Payne 00:37 Guys like us are becoming dinosaurs Don't push the maybes - Major Payne 00:27 Don't push the maybes My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne - Major Payne 01:15 My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne They won't let me go on a Black Op - Major Payne 00:34 They won't let me go on a Black Op Did I give you permission to sneeze - Major Payne 00:27 Did I give you permission to sneeze Whoo You's a pure genius - Major Payne 00:50 Whoo You's a pure genius 'Cause we feel good in a dress - Major Payne 01:01 'Cause we feel good in a dress You know what a nightmare is - Major Payne 00:23 You know what a nightmare is What beanstalk you fall from - Major Payne 00:15 What beanstalk you fall from He's just trying to show you some affection - Major Payne 00:15 He's just trying to show you some affection What are you lookin' at ass eyes - Major Payne 00:30 What are you lookin' at ass eyes My little group of shaved scrotum sacks - Major Payne 00:25 My little group of shaved scrotum sacks Payne's not here He's in our ass - Major Payne 00:36 Payne's not here He's in our ass I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now - Major Payne 00:48 I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by... What are the boys doing in those dresses - Major Payne 00:48 What are the boys doing in those dresses Heh heh heh - Major Payne 00:10 Heh heh heh What are you laughin' at pig boy - Major Payne 00:35 What are you laughin' at pig boy Major Payne could you please help me to understand - Major Payne 00:22 Major Payne could you please help me to understand Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice - Major Payne 00:11 Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme... SOMEBODY'S gonna answer for this blood from my lip - Major Payne 00:46 SOMEBODY'S gonna answer for this blood from my lip Ain't no need for name callin' - Major Payne 00:06 Ain't no need for name callin' Why me - Major Payne 00:17 Why me Chugga chugga chugga Chugga chugga Toot toot - Major Payne 00:13 Chugga chugga chugga Chugga chugga Toot toot To be continued - Major Payne 00:13 To be continued I have to go to the bathroom - Major Payne 01:02 I have to go to the bathroom And what is your damage muscle head You stupid - Major Payne 00:51 And what is your damage muscle head You stupid You're still a shit sandwich - Major Payne 00:21 You're still a shit sandwich I never said family don't break up - Major Payne 00:17 I never said family don't break up You eyeball me again I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag - Major Payne 00:14 You eyeball me again I'll snatch it out and put it in... Where are you going - Major Payne 00:41 Where are you going Welcome to the house of Payne - Major Payne 00:07 Welcome to the house of Payne What do you want - Major Payne 00:25 What do you want Let's go let's go let's go Come on - Major Payne 00:29 Let's go let's go let's go Come on I want you to read this book - Major Payne 00:16 I want you to read this book Major Payne reporting for duty - Major Payne 00:11 Major Payne reporting for duty We gonna' start the hard stuff - Major Payne 00:11 We gonna' start the hard stuff You're in charge of the green boys - Major Payne 00:14 You're in charge of the green boys

Cast

Maj. Benson Payne - Damon Wayans
Lt. Col. Stone - Michael Ironside
Huge Biker - Bam Bam Bigelow
Cadet Bryan - Joseph Blaire
Cadet Kevin 'Tiger' Dunne - Orlando Brown
All Cast