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Major Payne

You nasty little worm. Go change your Huggies, boy!

Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn:
Major Payne! I have to go to the bathroom. Major Payne:
You hold it, turd! Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn:
I can't! Major Payne:
You hold it or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground! [Later] Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn:
Major Payne! Major Payne:
What, boy? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn:
I had an accident. [He had peed down the front of his pants] Major Payne:
You nasty little worm. Go change your Huggies, boy!

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Duration
40 seconds
Views
2,923
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:00
Uploaded
Jan 30, 2021
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Universal Pictures,Wife 'n' Kids

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Movie Summary

A recently discharged Major finds himself commanding a group of mismatched Cadets.
On the day I was born The nurses all gathered round - Major Payne 00:27
On the day I was born The nurses all gathered round
You had better give up, senor You cannot kiII us aII - Major Payne 00:21
You had better give up, senor You cannot kiII us aII
Little did I know what awaited for me - Major Payne 00:21
Little did I know what awaited for me
[tannoy] The Glee Club will be meeting at 330 - Major Payne 00:08
[tannoy] The Glee Club will be meeting at 330
My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne - Major Payne 01:15
My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne
I have to go to the bathroom - Major Payne 01:02
I have to go to the bathroom
Major Payne reporting for duty - Major Payne 00:11
Major Payne reporting for duty
Did I give you permission to sneeze - Major Payne 00:27
Did I give you permission to sneeze
What are you laughin' at pig boy - Major Payne 00:35
What are you laughin' at pig boy
Whoo You's a pure genius - Major Payne 00:50
Whoo You's a pure genius
What are you lookin' at ass eyes - Major Payne 00:30
What are you lookin' at ass eyes
And what is your damage muscle head You stupid - Major Payne 00:51
And what is your damage muscle head You stupid
My little group of shaved scrotum sacks - Major Payne 00:25
My little group of shaved scrotum sacks
Major Payne could you please help me to understand - Major Payne 00:22
Major Payne could you please help me to understand
What do you want - Major Payne 00:25
What do you want
You think I owe you an apology? - Major Payne 00:25
You think I owe you an apology?
Let's go let's go let's go Come on - Major Payne 00:29
Let's go let's go let's go Come on
Welcome to the house of Payne - Major Payne 00:07
Welcome to the house of Payne
You eyeball me again I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag - Major Payne 00:14
You eyeball me again I'll snatch it out and put it in...
We gonna' start the hard stuff - Major Payne 00:11
We gonna' start the hard stuff