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I have to go to the bathroom

You nasty little worm. Go change your Huggies boy, and be back here pronto! Stop that...

Major Payne • 1995

Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn:
I have to go to the bathroom! Major Payne:
You hold it, turd! Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn:
I can't! Major Payne:
I said hold it, or I'll break that off and kick it around on the ground! Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn:
[Later]
Major Payne! Major Payne:
What, boy? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn:
I did something bad. [Shows that he wet himself] Major Payne:
You nasty little worm. Go change your Huggies boy, and be back here pronto! Stop that cryin'! You'll get no pity from me. You think tears'll stop Charlie from takin' his bayonet and stickin' it in your little tiny heart?

Full Transcript

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I have to go to the bathroom

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You hold it turd I can't

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I said hold it or I'll break that off

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and kick it around on the ground

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Now be advised ladies

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we are going to win the Virginia Military Games

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I said win Whiskey Indian November

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Get used to the sound of that word

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Major Payne What boy What what what

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I did somethin' bad

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You nasty little worm

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Go change your Huggies boy

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and be back here pronto

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Stop that cryin' You'll get no pity from me

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You think your tears'll stop Charlie from takin' his bayonet

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and stickin' it in your little tiny heart

Duration

62 seconds

Views

774

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:43

Uploaded

Nov 23, 2022

Genres

adventure, comedy, family

Production

Universal Pictures,Wife 'n' Kids

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Movie Summary

A recently discharged Major finds himself commanding a group of mismatched Cadets.