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I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now

Negative. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one

Major Payne • 1995

Major Payne:
I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. Ain't you never been married? Emily:
Yeah, I was. Major Payne:
What happened? You terminate his command? Emily:
No, actually he left. I wanted children, he didn't. Major Payne:
Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother. Emily:
Well, thank you Benson. How about you? Was there ever a Ms. Payne? Major Payne:
Negative. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one

Full Transcript

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I'm surprised you ain't dropped about 12 puppies by now

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Ain't you never been married

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Yeah I was

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What happened You terminate his command

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No Actually he left

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I wanted children He didn't

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Any man that'd leave you oughta be monkey stomped

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and have his brains mailed back to his mother

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Well thank you Benson

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How about you Was there ever a Mrs Payne

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Negative I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife

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they'd have issued me one

Duration

48 seconds

Views

1,317

Timestamp in Movie

01:01:40

Uploaded

Nov 23, 2022

Genres

adventure, comedy, family

Production

Universal Pictures,Wife 'n' Kids

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Movie Summary

A recently discharged Major finds himself commanding a group of mismatched Cadets.