One...! Two...! Three...! Four...! I...! Love...! The Marine...! Corps...!
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Major Payne:
[imitating Porky Pig]
W-w-what are you laughing at, pig-boy? You find a piece of candy in your pocket? What's your name, son? Heathcoat:
H-Heathcoat, Sir. Major Payne:
You look like the Pillsbury Dough-boy. If I poke your stomach, will it make you laugh...? We're gonna have to make some room for your lunch, Bacon-boy! Get down there and give me 25 crunches. AND COUNT THEM OUT! Heathcoat:
Twenty-five! Yes, Sir! [proceeds with the crunching] Major Payne:
One...! Two...! Three...! Four...! I...! Love...! The Marine...! Corps...! [Heathcoat is already breathing hard; after eight more crunches, he is blue in the face]
[imitating Porky Pig]
W-w-what are you laughing at, pig-boy? You find a piece of candy in your pocket? What's your name, son? Heathcoat:
H-Heathcoat, Sir. Major Payne:
You look like the Pillsbury Dough-boy. If I poke your stomach, will it make you laugh...? We're gonna have to make some room for your lunch, Bacon-boy! Get down there and give me 25 crunches. AND COUNT THEM OUT! Heathcoat:
Twenty-five! Yes, Sir! [proceeds with the crunching] Major Payne:
One...! Two...! Three...! Four...! I...! Love...! The Marine...! Corps...! [Heathcoat is already breathing hard; after eight more crunches, he is blue in the face]
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Movie Summary
A recently discharged Major finds himself commanding a group of mismatched Cadets.
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