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Hey, Francis, how's school?

Malcolm in the Middle

Hey, Francis, how's school? Oh, couldn't be better, Mom. My new roommate showed mehow to...

Malcolm in the Middle • S01E01 • 2000

Hey, Francis, how's school? Oh, couldn't be better, Mom. My new roommate showed mehow to kill mice with a hammer yesterday,so, you know, between that and the general atmosphereof simmering homoeroticism I think I'm really startingto turn around. Honey, it's only until summer. Come on, push it! Give it up, prom date. Yeah, listen, um...I know I shouldn't ask but would you be able to send me my allowancelike, a couple of weeks early 'cause I kind of need some...? Oh, my God! Are you smoking? What? You're smoking. I can hear you smoking.You're smoking, aren't you? Mom, I'm not smoking. Geez. After seeing the anguish your father and Iwent through to quit didn't any of thatregister with you? Okay, listen. I'll talk to your dad. Maybe we can send youpart of it. Honey, I have to go. I'm late for work. I'll call you later. Okay, thanks, Mom. I love you. Oh... I love you

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Hey Francis how's school

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Oh couldn't be better Mom

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My new roommate showed me how to kill mice

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with a hammer yesterday so you know between that

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and the general atmosphere of simmering homoeroticism

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I think I'm really starting to turn around

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Honey it's only until summer

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Come on push it

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Give it up prom date

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Yeah listen um I know I shouldn't ask

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but would you be able

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to send me my allowance like a couple of weeks early

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'cause I kind of need some

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Oh my God Are you smoking

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What

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You're smoking

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I can hear you smoking You're smoking aren't you

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Mom I'm not smoking Geez

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After seeing the anguish

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your father and I went through to quit

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didn't any of that register with you

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Okay listen

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I'll talk to your dad

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Maybe we can send you part of it

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Honey I have to go

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I'm late for work

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I'll call you later

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Okay thanks Mom I love you

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Dial Tone

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Oh I love you

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مرحبا فرانسيس كيف المدرسة

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لايمكن أن تكون أفضـل أمي

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زميلي الجديد في الغرفة أراني كيف أقتل الفئران

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بواسطة مطرقة بالأمـس إذن أنتي تعلمين بـين ذلك

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والجو العام بالإشتهائات الجنسية

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أعتقد أني بدأت فعلا أتغير

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عزيزي إنـها فقط حتى الصيف

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هـيا إدفع

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إستسلم يارفيقة التخرج

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نعم إستمعي أعلم أنه لايجب علي أن أسأل

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ولكـن هل تقدرون

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أن ترسلوا لي مصروفي مثل بضعة أسابيع مبكرة

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لأني نوعا ما أحتاجها

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ياإلهي هل تدخن

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مـاذا

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أنت تدخن

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يمكنني سماع أنك تدخن أنـت تدخن أليس كذلك

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أمي أنا لا أدخن رباه

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بـعد رؤية المشاكل

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أبوك وأنـا ذهبنا للإقلاع عنه

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حسنا إستمع

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سأتحدث إلـى والدك

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ربـما يمكننا أن نرسل لك جزءا مـنها

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عزيزي ـ علي أن أذهب

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تأخرت عـن العمل

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سأتصل بك لاحقا

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حسنا شكرا أمي أحبك

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أحبك

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Alors Francis ça va l école

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Ça pouvait pas être mieux maman

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Mon nouveau coloc m a appris à tuer des souris

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A coups de marteau hier alors tu sais entre ça

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Et une atmosphère générale d homosexualité latente

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Je pense que je commence vraiment à me reprendre en mains

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C est seulement jusqu à cet été mon chéri

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Allez pousse

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Mets y du tiens

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Ouais écoute je sais que je devrais pas demander

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Mais tu pourrais pas m envoyer mon argent de poche avec deux semaines d avance

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Parce que j ai comme besoin

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Oh mon Dieu Tu fumes

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Quoi

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Tu fumes

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Je t entends fumer Tu fumes c est ça

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Mais maman je fume pas Ça va pas

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Tu as pourtant été témoin du supplice

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Que ton père et moi avons enduré pour arrêter

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Ça ne t a pas servi de leçon

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D accord écoute

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Je parlerais à ton père

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On pourra peut être t en envoyer une partie

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Chéri je dois y aller maintenant

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Je suis déjà en retard au boulot

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Je te rappelle plus tard

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Ok merci maman je t aime

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Oh je t aime

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Jemand soll an die Tür

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Du machst auf Vollspaten

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Klappe Selber Klappe

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Klappe Bring mich dazu

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Das kannst du haben

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Hört auf euch zu prügeln Reese Malcolm

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Nicht mein Gesicht

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Ich sagte ihr sollt aufhören

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Ich hab gesagt ihr sollt aufhören Reese Malcolm

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Ja Kann ich Ihnen helfen

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Oh mein Gott Hallo

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Hallo Ich bin Sind Sie

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Ich bin Caroline Miller von Malcolms Schule

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Ich habe Ihnen Briefe geschickt

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und auf den Anrufbeantworter gesprochen

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Ja hier bin ich Was wollen Sie

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Das war vor drei Wochen Sie haben nie geantwortet

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und es ist sehr wichtig

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dass seine Eltern wissen

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Stellen Sie meine Erziehungsmethode infrage

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Nein ich bin mir sicher dass Sie eine tolle Mutter sind

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Привет Френсис Как школа

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О лучше не бывает мам

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Мой новый сосед по комнате показал вчера как убивать

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мышей молотком так что ты знаешь от этого

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и общей атмосферы призрачного гомоэротизма

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я думаю что я действительно начинаю меняться

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Дорогой это только до лета

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Давай толкай

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Давай это не выпускной

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Ну слушай эм Я знаю я не должен спрашивать

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но можешь

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прислать мое пособие ну на пару недель раньше

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потому что мне надо

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О боже мой Ты что куришь

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Что

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Ты куришь

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Я слышу как ты куришь Ты куришь да

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Мам я не курю Боже

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Видя через какие мучения

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прошли я и ваш отец пытаясь бросить

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ты ничего не понял

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Ладно слушай

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Я поговорю с твоим отцом

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Может мы сможем прислать тебе часть

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Дорогой я должна идти

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Я опаздываю на работу

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Я перезвоню тебе позже

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Спасибо мам Я люблю тебя

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О Я люблю тебя

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Que alguien abra la puerta

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Yo no voy a atender Tú atiende come traseros

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Cállate Tú cállate

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No tú cállate Oblígame

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Te obligaré ahora mismo

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Será mejor que no estén peleando Reese Malcolm

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No en mi cara

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Dije será mejor que no estén peleando

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Por el amor de Dios

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Reese Malcolm

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Sí Puedo ayudarle

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Dios m hola

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Hol hola Soy

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Usted es Soy Caroline Miller

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de la escuela de Malcolm

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Le envié unas cartas

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y dejé algunos mensajes en su contestador automático

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De acuerdo bien Me atrapó Qué desea

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Bueno han pasado tres semanas

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y no ha respondido y es muy importante

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Quiero decir bueno por el bien de Malcolm

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que los padres estén tan involucrados en

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Entonces qué estás aquí para insultar mis habilidades de crianza

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No Estoy seguro de que es una excelente madre

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Duration

57 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:57

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

Production

Wüste Filmproduktion,Wüste Film,Wüste Film West

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Movie Summary

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.