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Hi. I'm Caroline

Malcolm in the Middle

00 if he's looking at a sunset and I have red paint on my ass. That's right. Red paint all...

Malcolm in the Middle • S01E01 • 2000

Hi. I'm Caroline. Want to have a seat? Are you Malcolm? Yes, and I didn't do anything. You're not in trouble, Malcolm. You're here'cause some of your teachers think you're, um... You know what? I just want to playsome games with you. Puzzles, stuff like that. Why? Boy, oh, boy you are a suspiciouslittle dickens, aren't you? Now, you can lookat this picture for 60 seconds and I want you to tell me everything that's wrongwith it, okay? The man only has four fingers. Right, but this time I want you to take your timeand really look... The car shadow'sgoing the wrong way the steering wheel'son the wrong side there's no brake pedal the words in the mirrorshould be backwards the guy's watch wouldn't say 12:00 if he's looking at a sunset and I have red paint on my ass. That's right. Red paint all over my ass!

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Hi I'm Caroline

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Want to have a seat

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Are you Malcolm

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Yes and I didn't do anything

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You're not in trouble Malcolm

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You're here 'cause some of your teachers

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think you're um You know what

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I just want to play some games with you

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Puzzles stuff like that

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Why

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Boy oh boy

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you are a suspicious little dickens aren't you

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Now you can look at this picture for 60 seconds

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and I want you to tell me

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everything that's wrong with it okay

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The man only has four fingers

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Right but this time

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I want you to take your time and really look

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The car shadow's going the wrong way

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the steering wheel's on the wrong side

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there's no brake pedal

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the words in the mirror should be backwards

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the guy's watch wouldn't say 12 00

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if he's looking at a sunset

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and I have red paint on my ass

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That's right

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Red paint all over my ass

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مرحبا أنـا كارولين

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تريد أن تـأخذ مقعدا

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هـل أنـت مالكوم

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نـعم ولم أفعل أي شيء

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أنـت لست في مشكلة يا مالكوم

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أنـت هـنا بسبب أن بعض مدرسيك

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يظنون أنك أنـت تعلم ماذا

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أنـا فقط أريد أن ألعب معك بعض الألعاب

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ألغاز أشياء مثل هذه

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لمـاذا

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يا إلهي

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أنـت شيطان صغير نزاع إلى الشك أليس كذلك

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الآن يمكنك أن تنظر في هذه الصورة لمدة 60 ثانية

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وأريدك أن تـخبرني

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كل شيء خطأ بـها حسنا

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ذلك الرجل فقط لديه أربعة أصابع

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صحيح لكن هذه المرة

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أرغـب منك أن تأخذ وقتك وتنظر حقا

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ظـل السيارة يذهـب بالإتجاه الخاطىء

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عـجلة القيادة على الجانب الخاطىء

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ليس هناك دواسة للفرامل

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الكلمات في المرآة ينبغي أن تـكون بالعكس

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سـاعة الرجل لن تقول الساعة 12 00ـ

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إن كـان ينظر لمغيب الشمس

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ولدي طلاء أحمر على مؤخرتي

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هذا صحيح

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Bonjour je m appelle Caroline

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Assied toi

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C est toi Malcolm

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Oui et j ai rien fait

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On ne te reproche rien Malcolm

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Tu es ici parce que certains de tes professeurs pensent que tu Tu sais quoi

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Je veux seulement qu on fasse des petits jeux

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Des puzzles des trucs comme ça

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Pourquoi

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Oh la la

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Tu es un petit garçon bien soupçonneux n est ce pas

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Bon tu vas regarder cette photo durant 60 secondes

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Et ensuite tu me diras tout ce qui cloche

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L homme n a que quatre doigts

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Bien mais cette fois

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Je veux que tu prennes bien le temps de tout regarder

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L ombre de la voiture est dans le mauvais sens

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Le volant est du mauvais côté

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Il n y a pas de pédale de frein

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Les inscriptions dans le rétroviseur devraient être à l envers

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La montre du type ne peut pas indiquer midi

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S il regarde un coucher de soleil

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Et j ai de la peinture rouge sur les fesses

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C est bien ça

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De la peinture rouge plein les fesses

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Nimm dir diesmal Zeit und schau es dir genau

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Der Schatten ist falsch rum der Lenker auf der falschen Seite

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da ist kein Bremspedal die Wörter im Spiegel sind falsch rum

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Auf der Uhr des Mannes steht 12 00 Uhr

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obwohl er sich den Sonnenuntergang ansieht und mein Arsch ist voll mit Farbe

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Ganz genau Rote Farbe an meinem Arsch

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HAUS KENARBAN

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Die Kekse sind lecker

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Ja

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finde ich auch

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Was kannst du so Ich meine was möchtest du machen

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Привет Я Каролина

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Не хочешь присесть

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Ты ведь Малкольм

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Да и я ничего не делал

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У тебя нет неприятностей Малкольм

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Ты здесь потому что некоторые из твоих учителей

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думают что эм Знаешь что

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Я хочу просто сыграть с тобой в кое какие игры

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Пазлы и всё такое

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Зачем

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Какой паренёк

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А ты такой недоверчивый

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Посмотри на эту картинку в течение 60 секунд

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и я хочу чтобы ты сказал мне что на ней не так

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Совершенно все что на ней не так хорошо

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У мужчины только четыре пальца

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Правильно но на этот раз

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я хочу чтобы ты воспользовался временем и внимательно посмотрел

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Тень от машины падает неправильно

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руль не с той стороны

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нет педали тормоза

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Слова в зеркале должны быть задом на перед

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На часах парня не должно быть 12 00

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потому что он смотрит на закат

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и у меня красная краска на заднице

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Именно так

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Красная краска на всей моей жопе

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Quiero que te tomes tu tiempo y realmente mires

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La sombra del auto va para el lado equivocado

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el volante está en el lado equivocado

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no hay pedal de freno

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las palabras en el espejo deben estar al revés

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el reloj del tipo no deberia decir las 12 00

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si él está mirando una puesta de sol

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y tengo pintura roja en el trasero

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Así es

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Pintura roja por todo mi trasero

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Estas son buenas galletas

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Sí están buenas

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Entonces qué puedes hacer

Available in 6 languages

Duration

58 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:07:35

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

Production

Wüste Filmproduktion,Wüste Film,Wüste Film West

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Movie Summary

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.