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Malcolm in the Middle

Is Malcolm a robot? No, son, he's just smart. Very, very, very, very, very, very smart....

Is Malcolm a robot? No, son, he's just smart. Very, very, very, very, very, very smart. Hey, Malcolm... how many fingers am I holding up? Shut up. Analyze what I had for lunch. Get off me, you moron. You know what I don't understand? You rattle off those numbers... but you can't rememberto brush your teeth. Hey, who's for Burger Barn? Burger Barn! Burger Barn! Burger Barn!

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Is Malcolm a robot
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No son he's just smart
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Very very
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very very very very smart
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Hey Malcolm
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how many fingers am I holding up
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Everyone Laughing
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Shut up
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Analyze what I had for lunch
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Burps
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Get off me you moron
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You know what I don't understand
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You rattle off those numbers
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but you can't remember to brush your teeth
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Hal Hey who's for Burger Barn
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Cheering
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Burger Barn
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Burger Barn Burger Barn
Available in 5 languages
Duration
41 seconds
Views
11
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:14
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, family
Production
Wüste Filmproduktion,Wüste Film,Wüste Film West

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Movie Summary

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.
S01 • E16 Arms and legs crossed at all times! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:21
Arms and legs crossed at all times!
S03 • E02 # I've been on tenterhooks - Malcolm in the Middle 00:23
# I've been on tenterhooks
S06 • E11 Ladies and gentlemen, - Malcolm in the Middle 00:30
Ladies and gentlemen,
S01 • E06 Tonight was... - Malcolm in the Middle 00:20
Tonight was...
S01 • E15 Well, I guess it's mission accomplished. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:35
Well, I guess it's mission accomplished.
S06 • E22 [audience applauding, victory music playing] - Malcolm in the Middle 00:26
[audience applauding, victory music playing]
S01 • E09 Yeah, he just ran off and quit for no reason. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:40
Yeah, he just ran off and quit for no reason.
S01 • E13 * Talk about, talk about talk about movin' * Go, Malcolm! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:26
* Talk about, talk about talk about movin' * Go,...
S03 • E12 # Go, go, go! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:11
# Go, go, go!
S01 • E02 Oh! No. Okay. Oh. Jeezle. Not again. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:11
Oh! No. Okay. Oh. Jeezle. Not again.
S02 • E09 oh spirit, where they're heading, King will keep his rebels here tonight " - Malcolm in the Middle 00:08
oh spirit, where they're heading, King will keep his r...
S01 • E01 Stevie? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:23
Stevie?
S01 • E12 Hello, Mother? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:29
Hello, Mother?
S06 • E05 What the hell did you do that for? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:19
What the hell did you do that for?
S07 • E07 Mmm! A typical American dinner, no? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:23
Mmm! A typical American dinner, no?
S01 • E14 I got to say, as far as gay rodeos go this one's pretty entertaining. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:17
I got to say, as far as gay rodeos go this one's pretty...
S03 • E05 Neither one of you nimrods leave until that grill is spotless. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:22
Neither one of you nimrods leave until that grill is spotles...
S01 • E05 * La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la * * Means "I love you" * * Oh, baby, please * * La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la * * Means "I love you"...* - Malcolm in the Middle 00:21
* La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la * * Means "I love...
S01 • E06 I guess we are in trouble after all. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:16
I guess we are in trouble after all.
S03 • E10 (SIGHS) Yes! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:15
(SIGHS) Yes!