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Malcolm in the Middle

Keep your arms and legscrossed at all times. Do not bend your legs. Do not raise your...

Keep your arms and legscrossed at all times. Do not bend your legs. Do not raise your head. Remove all piercings. You may not wearanything around neck. Enjoy the ride. Okay, here it goes. On three. One... two... three!

Full Transcript

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Keep your arms and legs crossed at all times
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Do not bend your legs
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Do not raise your head
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Remove all piercings
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You may not wear anything around neck
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Enjoy the ride
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Okay here it goes
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On three
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One
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two
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three
Available in 5 languages
Duration
25 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:36
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Season
1
Episode
16
Genres
comedy, family
Production
Wüste Filmproduktion,Wüste Film,Wüste Film West

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Movie Summary

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.
S01 • E04 Okay, I got 'em. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:06
Okay, I got 'em.
S02 • E20 - Men's 6 strikes, you're almost on track .. - "Blablablabla" - Malcolm in the Middle 00:19
- Men's 6 strikes, you're almost on track .. - &qu...
S04 • E21 Coming, Lois! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:06
Coming, Lois!
S04 • E17 / (2x02 "Halloween Approximately") - Malcolm in the Middle 00:13
/ (2x02 "Halloween Approximately")
S02 • E04 I also think I have to go to the bathroom. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:05
I also think I have to go to the bathroom.
S01 • E09 I have a Chinese chicken salad, a tangerine and, ooh, Jordan almonds. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:56
I have a Chinese chicken salad, a tangerine and, ooh, Jordan...
S04 • E21 Coming, Lois! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:18
Coming, Lois!
S07 • E14 [ laughing] - Malcolm in the Middle 00:08
[ laughing]
S01 • E03 : I hate those guys. - Malcolm in the Middle 01:02
: I hate those guys.
S01 • E02 Sir? Hmm? Oh. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, can I have another vodka martini, please? Very good. This ti - Malcolm in the Middle 00:14
Sir? Hmm? Oh. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, can I have another...
S01 • E06 Ms. Kenarbin: Everything all right in there, boys? Um, yeah. A plush toy just fell on the floor. We' - Malcolm in the Middle 00:54
Ms. Kenarbin: Everything all right in there, boys? Um, yeah....
S07 • E20 This is amazing. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:10
This is amazing.
S07 • E18 Well, hello. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:06
Well, hello.
S01 • E05 Lois: Look, I didn't want to say anything in front of the boys but you are behaving like a giant ass! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:20
Lois: Look, I didn't want to say anything in front of...
S03 • E12 It's important to protect your teeth - Malcolm in the Middle 00:19
It's important to protect your teeth
S07 • E20 Hey, give me back my hat! - Malcolm in the Middle 00:06
Hey, give me back my hat!
S01 • E16 Hey, there, girlie. - Malcolm in the Middle 00:09
Hey, there, girlie.
S06 • E07 [ mimics guitar riff] - Malcolm in the Middle 00:05
[ mimics guitar riff]
S02 • E04 Why do not you Francis? - Malcolm in the Middle 00:07
Why do not you Francis?
S01 • E13 - Why do I have to... - Malcolm in the Middle 00:43
- Why do I have to...