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Malcolm, don't think you can take off that nose plug just because I'm not looking

Malcolm in the Middle

Malcolm, don't think you cantake off that nose plug just because I'm not looking. You're...

Malcolm in the Middle • S01E16 • 2000

Malcolm, don't think you cantake off that nose plug just because I'm not looking. You're goingto wear it all day. - I'm not even in the water.- If I catch you not wearing that nose plug,you're going to spend the day in the kiddie sprinkler. What do you want to do first? What makes you think I wantto do anything with you? What's your problem? That nose-plug thing was bogus. You crossed the line, Reese. What?! You sold me out to Mom. It would've been different if I had donesomething to you, but... that wastotally cold-blooded. Don't be such a baby. What you did to mewas an act of war. And believe me,I will get you back. You won't know where or when,but you're gonna pay. You sound funny

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Malcolm don't think you can take off that nose plug

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just because I'm not looking

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You're going to wear it all day

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I'm not even in the water If I catch you

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not wearing that nose plug you're going to spend the day

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in the kiddie sprinkler

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What do you want to do first

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What makes you think I want to do anything with you

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What's your problem

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That nose plug thing was bogus

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You crossed the line Reese

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What

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You sold me out to Mom

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It would've been different

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if I had done something to you but

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that was totally cold blooded

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Don't be such a baby

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What you did to me was an act of war

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And believe me I will get you back

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You won't know where or when but you're gonna pay

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You sound funny

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مالكوم لاتظن أنه بإمكانك إزالة واقي الأنف

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لإنني لا أشاهدك

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ستضعها طوال اليوم

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أنا لست في الماء حتى لو مسكتك

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وأنت لا تضع واقي الأنف ستقضي اليوم كله

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داخل مسبح الأطفال الصغار

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ماذا سنفعل أولا

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ما الذي جعلك تفكر أنني سأفعل أي شيء معك

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ما هي مشكلتك

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واقي الأنف مزعج

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لقد تجاوزت حدودك يا ريس

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ماذا

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لقد وشيت بي عند أمي

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سيكون شيئا مختلفا

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لو فعلت شيئا لك لكن

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لكن ما فعلته لي كان بدم بارد

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لا تكن كالأطفال

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ما فعلته لي كان شيئا فظيعا

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وصدقني سأردها لك

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لن تعرف أين أو متى لكن سأردها لك يوما ما

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صوتك مضحك

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Malcolm ne pense pas que tu peux retirer ce pince nez

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juste parce que je ne te regarde pas

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tu vas les porter toute la journée

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je ne suis même pas encore dans l'eau si je t'attrapes

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sans ton pince nez tu passeras la journée

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dans l'arroseur pour enfants

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que veux tu faire en premier

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qu'est ce qui te fais penser que je veux faire quoi que soit avec toi

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c'est quoi ton probleme

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ce pince nez craint

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tu dépasses les bornes Reese

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quoi

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tu m'as vendu à Maman

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si ça avait été different

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si je t'avais fait quelque chose mais

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mais c'était entiérment de sang froid

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joues pas au bébé

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ce que tu m'as fait ça à déclaré la guerre

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et crois moi tu me le paieras

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tu ne sauras pas ni quand ni comment mais tu me le paieras

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laisses moi rire

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MALCOLM DON'T THINK YOU CAN TAKE OFF THAT NOSE PLUG

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JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT LOOKING

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YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR IT ALL DAY

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I'M NOT EVEN IN THE WATER IF I CATCH YOU

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NOT WEARING THAT NOSE PLUG YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND THE DAY

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IN THE KIDDIE SPRINKLER

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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FIRST

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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH YOU

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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM

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THAT NOSE PLUG THING WAS BOGUS

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YOU CROSSED THE LINE REESE

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WHAT

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YOU SOLD ME OUT TO MOM

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IT WOULD'VE BEEN DIFFERENT

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IF I HAD DONE SOMETHING TO YOU BUT

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THAT WAS TOTALLY COLD BLOODED

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DON'T BE SUCH A BABY

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WHAT YOU DID TO ME WAS AN ACT OF WAR

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AND BELIEVE ME IWILLGET YOU BACK

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YOU WON'T KNOW WHERE OR WHEN BUT YOU'RE GONNA PAY

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YOU SOUND FUNNY

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Malcolm no creas que puedes quitarte ese tapón

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porque no te esté mirando

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Lo usarás todo el día No estoy en el agua

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Si te pesco un segundo sin usarlo

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pasarás el día en el rociador para niños

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Qué quieres hacer primero

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Qué te hace pensar que quiero hacer algo contigo

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Qué problema tienes Lo del tapón fue puro cuento

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Te pasaste de la raya Reese Qué

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Me entregaste con mamá Habría sido distinto

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si te hubiera hecho algo pero eso fue a sangre fría

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No seas infantil

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Lo que me hiciste fue un acto bélico

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Créeme que me vengaré

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No sabrás dónde ni cuándo pero me las pagarás

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Te oyes muy gracioso

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Duration

41 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:00

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Season

1

Episode

16

Genres

Production

Wüste Filmproduktion,Wüste Film,Wüste Film West

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Movie Summary

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.